Why I really hate the holidays

[Bugs]

I went as jerk-off man one year. All I needed was a long-sleeve shirt, something to stuff one sleeve with so as to appear asymetrically muscular, a box of kleenex and a nudie mag.

[mhuiraich]

One of my friends in undergrad dressed up as a coffee table for halloween a couple of years ago, replete with tablecloth. Sounds boring at first glance, but it was fun at parties. The coffee table was strapped to his back, so he'd lay down on the floor in front of the couch. Pretty soon people would start putting their beers on the table.. then it would move ever so slightly away and into the next room.