Jolt Country

Vitriola wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I was assured that this one wasn't sticking around for too long.

Even if she was, I didn't put her in the bedroom or within sight of your monitor, so she could hardly have any effect on your life.

Haha, totally, except that three posts up there's a jpg of one of them which, by definition, is within sight of the monitor.

Nice try, Shecky, now get off the stage so your C-List comedic peers "Prop Comic" and "Seltzer Guy" can blab their equally poor nonsense during amateur hour.

Loooove. Exciting and newwwww...

pinback wrote:Loooove. Exciting and newwwww...

You stay out of this. I'll cut you. I was simply relating the facts as they were explained to me-- the one that won't eat is leaving as soon as it eats. Or as soon as it continues to not eat, in which case it will die.

"Oooh, I'm too scared to eat!!!" -- the new snake

Pathetic. Aren't they crowded for space at the "Reptile Rescue"? I can think of Candidate #1 who ought to be let go. Those that can't be bothered to eat a delicious mouse.

Hey, can snakes eat eggs? It would be easy enough to just shove an egg in it, right?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

pinback wrote:Loooove. Exciting and newwwww...

Or as soon as it continues to not eat, in which case it will die.

Did you know that rattlesnakes in the wild eat, like, once a YEAR?

So it could be quite some time before Herpy there shuffles off its mortal coil.

Bruce

Worm wrote:Hey, can snakes eat eggs? It would be easy enough to just shove an egg in it, right?

That's what I thought. I don't know that the latest one is big enough to get its head around a raw egg, but what do I know... they are able to look like they dislocate their jaws or expand like the Hulk or something.

There is a very good chance if it won't eat that someone -- me -- will drop one of those Cadbury mini chocolate eggs into the cage to see what happens. Think of it as someone going "PSYCHE!" to a hungry reptile ("sssSSSYCHE," I guess).

UNLEASH THE FURY, MILO!

UNLEASH THE FURY!




THE
ROAD TRIP!
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Haha, totally, except that three posts up there's a jpg of one of them which, by definition, is within sight of the monitor.

In that case:

Is it funny? Is that funny? It's funny to post giant spiders now. Apparently. Hahaaaaa! HAAAAAA

HAAAAA

I love the inside-joke playful-romantic content.

Please, more?

I'm sure if you do a search on 'spiders' on this BBS you would see that it is not, nor was ever intended to be, an inside joke.

I think mice are great, and I once had a very intelligent pet mouse. This is Lex, btw.

Please don't feed snakes wild mice: You might feed it one, like mine, whom could sqeak a very convincing "Thank You!"

-Lex

Frankie, taken during a 1 second pause while trying to crawl at mach 3 out of this godforsaken place:



If you see her irl, she is a gorgeous red and orange and brown, and would never actually attack a human. Just, you know, fly like a bat out of hell outta here.

(Ignore the man hands. No sunblock can withstand 10 hours of driving each day.)

IT HAS NO HEAD that's why it won't eat

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:IT HAS NO HEAD that's why it won't eat

No....like Worm, its head is currently up its ass.

chris wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:IT HAS NO HEAD that's why it won't eat

No....like Worm, its head is currently up its ass.

oh dis! Can we please bleed over all slams into unrelated threads for everything now?

Vitriola wrote:(Ignore the man hands. No sunblock can withstand 10 hours of driving each day.)

Riiiiight.

Bruce

Well, Dayna got a new snake... it's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. It's a ball python but it looks like someone stuck it in a Snake Melting Oven and smeared its stripes around. It's hideous.

But hey, it's not pooping outside the pan or vomiting regularly so it's automatically the third best creature in the house.

Spike, who was apparently attacked by a shar-pei, replaces Buju, who was adopted, in case anyone thinks I'm out of control here. Picture coming soon.