Jolt Country

How about one that doesn't look like you SAT on it before eating it?

Bruce

Did that burger get in a fight on the way home?

It looks undercooked. NOT a fan of food poisoning.

I can see why you compared it to getting into your girlfriends panties



THE
HEH HEHE HEH
AARDVARK

I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at that.

Miscellaneous post attacking Pinback and/or Pinback's food.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Miscellaneous post attacking Pinback and/or Pinback's food.

Here's my impression of the Jolt Country BBS:



Anybody: "Anything!"

Everybody else: "BOOOOOOO!!!!"

I at least try to GIVE something when I am casually insulting all the available content.

The burger looks delicious -- I won't lie. I just hope it's good with its dukes is all.

I will admit if you ever post anything remotley edible.
Everything you eat (create to to eat) is fucking disgusting. You make foods that bother me as a person who eats, and the foods like burritos and Pizzas which I like, you hippie up like sticking spinach or eels on them. If you want a goddamned pizza, put pepparoni on it. If you want a hippie meal go eat a can (ERR GROW IN YOUR GARDEN!!!) spinach, but for the pizza's sake- LEAVE THE POOR THING ALONE! I would rather you post pictures of your stool afterwards than the pre-consumed version. The stool doesn't lie, and everyone of those foods probably come out the brown eye like canned pumpkin.

This is what I see

Here's my impression of the Jolt Country BBS:



Anybody: "Anything!"

Everybody else: "BOOOOOOO!!!!"

As long as the ribbing is FUNNY it's OK. I sure wouldn't post about a burger I ate on a BBS (with pictures) So it's assumable that you WANT us to jump all over your life.


THE
PRIVATIZED
AARDVARK

AArdvark wrote:As long as the ribbing is FUNNY it's OK.

Exactly. And nobody in this thread, or any of the other "BOOO" threads lately, particularly bruce, and particularly you, have been the least bit funny, except for ICJ's "miscellaneous post" up the page a bit.

If the burger had become sentient and started arguing with me before jumping down the garbage disposal in an attempt to end its own life, that's funny.

THESE:

"I hope it tastes better than it looks."
"It looks like you SAT on it."
"I can see why you compared it to getting into your girlfriends panties."
"It looks undercooked."
"I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at that."

are NOT FUNNY. Can you tell the difference? This is the true tragedy of this BBS, that not only is stuff of this poor quality allowed on here (which I can't imagine would have been the case in 2002), but now is seemingly actively encouraged by the mushy-tushy sysop who just likes seeing all of his old, boring, unfunny friends hanging out on his goddamn BBS.

Jesus CHRIST.

Yes, I would actively prefer a little comedy with the posts attacking food. Say what you will about the Clown, for instance, but he always gives you a little something with his commentary.

Why can't you all be like him? (NOTE: I'm not saying ape his name.)

"Ape" his name. Who are you, the New York Times crossword puzzle? That is the only time the word ape is used to mean -immitate- a crossword clue.

Hey mouth-breathing Charlie, I thought that you cross-eyed, webfooted, fetal alcohol types rallied around letter number five being the cutoff for the Five Dollar Word. Is the recession that you would have voted for if you were not in jail deflating the cost of goods in the Hidden Appalachia? DANCE FOR ME SAD CLOWN.