Jolt Country

HEY ICJ, you better be dabbing the sides of your mouth with a napkin, wiping up the last remaining driblets of King Sooper's Mac & Cheese, in preparation for our 10 o'clock date (can we call it a date? It's as close as I'm likely to get). Cuz you got TEN MINUTES LEFT.

TRASH IT UP.

King Sooper's Mac and Cheese is really good.

I need like 10 more minutes. I'll hop on IM, though.

The guy who did Trash made Chopper Commando! THIS MAN HAS THE MIDAS TOUCH

I do not like TRASH.

You do not like TRASH because it is not STARCRAFT. You made that abundantly clear throughout both nights of our playing.

In the form of whining.

GAY whining.

That's my major problem ... yes.

Worm wrote:That's my major problem ... yes.

I enjoy Trash, couldn't stand Starcraft.

You seem to have liked Starcraft and are having difficulties with Trash. I'm not saying you don't have a lot of people on your side, and I definitely give you credit for being there for Trash (there isn't a chance in HELL that Pinner and I would hop into a game of Starcraft). That being said... how the fuck did I get whacked so early?

I watched the replay. Here's what I saw:

1. Instead of building units, you did not build units, which left you rather unit-less.

2. Amusingly, at the exact same time I started to attack, Worm perfected his "super" gun and began pummelling your base. If you watch the replay, it really quite uncanny how he manages to level ONLY the buildings and units that I wasn't busy with. If we'd planned it that way, we'd look like geniuses.

So, you know. Not all your fault, just some bad luck. (And poor playing.)

(On your part.)

Yeah, the way the unit building works you've got to start the second you can with as many bases as you can to have a decent rushing force.

pinback wrote:I watched the replay. Here's what I saw:

1. Instead of building units, you did not build units, which left you rather unit-less.

2. Amusingly, at the exact same time I started to attack, Worm perfected his "super" gun and began pummelling your base. If you watch the replay, it really quite uncanny how he manages to level ONLY the buildings and units that I wasn't busy with. If we'd planned it that way, we'd look like geniuses.

So, you know. Not all your fault, just some bad luck. (And poor playing.)

(On your part.)

Thank you, on my part, got it. How did you get the replay file?

I couldn't queue up units as fast as I wanted. Last time versus the CPU I was in trash debt so I tried to slow down unit production a little. I got fucked both ways.

I am still up for Trash, because Pinner acted like he was up for Starcraft, a game he hates. Funny sidenote: Pinner is still alive, life being another game he hates.

Worm wrote:I am still up for Trash, because Pinner acted like he was up for Starcraft, a game he hates. Funny sidenote: Pinner is still alive, life being another game he hates.

If Pinback actually plays Starcraft I will eat a piece of paper out of my printer.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:

Worm wrote:I am still up for Trash, because Pinner acted like he was up for Starcraft, a game he hates. Funny sidenote: Pinner is still alive, life being another game he hates.

If Pinback actually plays Starcraft I will eat a piece of paper out of my printer.

It will have ink on it.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If Pinback actually plays Starcraft I will eat a piece of paper out of my printer.

You understand, I do own the game, and have played the first three or four missions in the single player campaign, yes?

You do understand that, yes?

pinback wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If Pinback actually plays Starcraft I will eat a piece of paper out of my printer.

You understand, I do own the game, and have played the first three or four missions in the single player campaign, yes?

You do understand that, yes?

If you get onto Blizzard's server and play against Worm -- if you actually lower yourself to doing this -- I will simply eat a piece of paper. That's all I'm saying. I'm that confident that you have enough dignity left where you won't do that.

Have we scared off everyone else when it comes to this Trash thing? I don't want to spam the forum or nuttin, but... COME ON!!! It's TRASH!!!

Oh come on! It's a fun game. PEOPLE HAVE FUN WITH IT!

So, does anyone want to talk about last night's game of TRASH?

What happens in TRASH stays in TRASH.

For the sake of your otherwise unblemished reputation, ICJ, I will not discuss your absolutely abhorrent behavior in the game tonight.

Let it be said, though, that even 13-year-old basement dwellers the world over were cringing in shame from that display.

God.

pinback wrote:For the sake of your otherwise unblemished reputation, ICJ, I will not discuss your absolutely abhorrent behavior in the game tonight.

Let it be said, though, that even 13-year-old basement dwellers the world over were cringing in shame from that display.

God.

Go fuck yourself. There are two types of people in the world.

1) People who think it's VERY COMPELLING to sit there and destroy every last structure that someone makes in an RTS game and whines like a newborn yelp squealer when the other guy -- while learning the game! -- doesn't sit there and let me destroy every last piece of trash.

2) People who actually have other things going on in their life and don't need to waste 25 minutes at the end of each game in the clean-up.

You have nothing going on and nobody to report to in real life, so of course you're the former. I, on the other hand, am your superior in every way and therefore fit into category "2".