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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:01 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Fuck it, I want to castle.

O-O or o_0;; or whatever the FUCKING notation is.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:06 pm
by pinbacker
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What the FUCK was that? God DAMMIT! Every fuckng time I play chess I make some dumb mistake and fuck the game up. God DAMMIT. God DAMMMIT MOTHERFUCKER.

I need to drive home and actually look at the fucking board before I move again. Fuck. FUCK!!!
Would you like to TAKE THAT MOVE BACK, then take some time to COMPOSE YOURSELF, and then try a DIFFERENT MOVE?

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:06 pm
by pinbacker
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Fuck it, I want to castle.

O-O or o_0;; or whatever the FUCKING notation is.

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> O-O
I don't know the word "O-O".

> castle
You can't do that right now.

>

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:28 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Can I not castle because of this rule:

The king cannot pass through squares that are under attack by enemy pieces.

Or what?

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:55 pm
by pinbacker
Yes.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:00 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Ng8

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:10 pm
by pinbacker
Bg7

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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:42 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
cxd4

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:50 pm
by pinbacker
Nxd4

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:21 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
e5

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:42 am
by pinbacker
Fine, Jesus.

Nf3

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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:23 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:Fine, Jesus.
What the hell did I do?

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:32 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
f6

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:40 am
by pinbacker
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
pinbacker wrote:Fine, Jesus.
What the hell did I do?
You THREATENED MY HORSIE.

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:44 am
by pinbacker
Nd5

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:18 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Ne7

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:20 am
by pinbacker
Bxh8

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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:21 am
by hygraed
oh SHIT

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:24 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Nxd4

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:39 am
by ChainGangGuy
It's starting to get ugly.