Hey, asshole (plus resolutions!!)

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 6:24 pm

It's one of those things that I have no idea how I'll deal when it happens to me, but you know it'll happen one day (no chance that I'll die first... I figured out their 'no, dear, this oatmeal is NOT spiked with rat poison' ploy years ago).
I hope things go as well as possibly can be expected in such circumstances.

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 6:42 pm

I am not being left out of this thing, and I'm totally sorry for letting you down thus far, but I'm gonna do it; I will tape these fucking glasses together, I think they are so intergral.

This is what I will do.

I will photophicate.

This Monday.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jan 03, 2003 8:37 pm

It's OK if you are not wearing specs for the rest of them. Believe me, I can write in something that says they were knocked off. I mean, we're not making KNITTING ADVENTURE 2003 or anything, but a game with loads... of violence!!

Plus, if you need to use a bit of tape, it is child's play to photoshop around that. (I am not kidding, I am quite immature and have a child-like wonder when it comes to rainbows and oxen, and when I "play" it's with Photoshop 7.0.)

Albuquerque Knitting Club · Fri Jan 03, 2003 8:39 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I mean, we're not making KNITTING ADVENTURE 2003

:(

THE DAILY PING · Post by **THE DAILY PING** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 3:37 pm

Lex wrote:I am not being left out of this thing, and I'm totally sorry for letting you down thus far, but I'm gonna do it; I will tape these fucking glasses together, I think they are so intergral.

This is what I will do.

I will photophicate.

This Monday.

HEY IS IT MONDAY YET IN THE UNITED KINGDOM!!!

SIGNED,

THE DAILY PING

Lex · Post by **Lex** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:09 pm

You wanna know what happened today?

I took steps.

Now Photos will be taken. This Wednesday, precisely. I'm guessing that clear tape will do, I just think they'll fit real funny. And the hair, oh God the hair. There's been some growth. But I can wear it up, it's cool.

THE DAILY PING · Post by **THE DAILY PING** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 12:06 am

Lex wrote: Now Photos will be taken. This Wednesday, precisely. I'm guessing that clear tape will do, I just think they'll fit real funny.

HEY LEX IS IT WEDNESDAY YET IN THE UNITED KINGDOM??

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 12:16 am

See, I'm enjoying this, but I just know that this motherfucker is going to come after me next.

THE DAILY PING · Post by **THE DAILY PING** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:01 pm

WELL UNTIL I GET THAT CONFIRMATION THAT TIME HAS ADVANCED, YOU ARE QUITE SAFE, BEN.

THE DAILY PING · Post by **THE DAILY PING** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 8:56 pm

HELLO...? IS THIS THING ON? IS THIS TH- AH.

OK, WHITE PEOPLE AVOID SHOOTING PHOTOGRAPHS FOR VIDEO GAMES LIKE THIS!! HAHAH! HOWEVER, BLACK PEOPLE AVOID SHOOTING PHOTOGRAPHS FOR VIDEO GAMES... LIKE THIS!!! HEE HEE! AH-HAHA! IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE!

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK. PLEASE REMEMBER TO TIP YOUR WAIT STAFF. THEY'VE BEEN WORKING HARD ALL NIGHT.

Th3 Judg3 · Post by **Th3 Judg3** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 9:05 pm

That right there? That, no lie, is the funniest thing I've ever read on this computer bulletin board system.

Base Monitor · Post by **Base Monitor** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 4:31 am

WAY TO KILL A THREAD, THREADKILLER!!

n/t

THE DAILY PING · Post by **THE DAILY PING** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 7:57 pm

SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK LEX IS LISTENING ANY LONGER.

NNNNNGHHHHH NNNGHHH I CANNNNN'T HEEEAAR YOOOOOOOOOU NNNNGHH NGHH OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEE BY THE NNHGHHHH

THAT'S WHAT LEX IS SAYING RIGHT NOW.

Th3 Judg3 · Post by **Th3 Judg3** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 2:16 am

Is it me, or did THE DAILY PING used to be a lot funnier?

He SOLD OUT, man. I was down with the PING back in the day, but now he's gone all mainstream. Man, FUCK that guy, man.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 2:23 am

You must be very passionate about it, what with you logging in to make your point -- oh.