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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:34 pm
by AArdvark
There are questions!

What urine?

Whose urine?

Did the exterminator guy soak the rag while you were standing there in front of him?

I have a mental picture of the fat Delbert guy in 'Arachnophobia', in his white coveralls, looking like a schooner under full sail, he simply unzips his fly and eases out his junk while he pulls a red snotrag that's hanging from his back pocket. Throws it down on your driveway, near your shoes, and whizzes all over it. The only thing he says (grinning) during the entire time is the Bill Murray line from Ghostbusters: "They hate this."

Please tell me I am mistaken.


THE
SHAKE IT TWICE
AARDVARK

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:36 pm
by AArdvark
Seriously, you could have saved a bundle by pissing down your chimney...


THE
LOOK WHAT SANTA
IS DOING, MOMMY
AARDVARK