I am here to answer your questions about Trafalgar

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:52 am

My two favorites were Frenchies:

"Dumanoir", the guy in command of the first four ships in the French line which got cut off by Nelson's "slam the fuck into the middle of their line" tactic. After finally getting his ships turned around, he came back to join the battle, but after seeing his own guys getting pummelled, he said, fuck those guys, and was reported to actually start firing on his own guys! What a dick!

The other one I liked, I don't remember her name, but apparently after the battle, there was one super-hot 18-year old French chick floating in the water after her own ship blew up. So the English picked her up, and instead of raping the fuck out of her, they gave her clothes and food and let her clean herself up and then gave her back to the French. Aww, what a nice story!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:50 am

This is kinda cool. The Victory was Nelson's ship at Trafalgar:

http://www.chronicle.gi/headlines_details.php?id=17237

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:40 pm

What was his other ship called, the HMS Smug?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:43 pm

You came up with that with your newfangled, space-aged brain, didn't you?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:46 pm

As I already told Gerrit today, who can confirm, I didn't take any mental pep pills today, Bennie. You got my patented HMS Sherwin Blast in your face via my poor, old, completely unmodified brain today.

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:25 pm

I'm vouching in it!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:49 pm

Thanks, man. I think we did a pretty sick burn on Pinner there. I've been taking 900 milligrams a day for two weeks now, and he picks the ONE day I skipped to jab me. haw haw haw! Fuck him, you know? Fuck him right between the jaws.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:42 pm

900 milligrams of addictive brain steroids?

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AARDVARK