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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:52 am
by pinback
My two favorites were Frenchies:

"Dumanoir", the guy in command of the first four ships in the French line which got cut off by Nelson's "slam the fuck into the middle of their line" tactic. After finally getting his ships turned around, he came back to join the battle, but after seeing his own guys getting pummelled, he said, fuck those guys, and was reported to actually start firing on his own guys! What a dick!

The other one I liked, I don't remember her name, but apparently after the battle, there was one super-hot 18-year old French chick floating in the water after her own ship blew up. So the English picked her up, and instead of raping the fuck out of her, they gave her clothes and food and let her clean herself up and then gave her back to the French. Aww, what a nice story!

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:50 am
by pinback
This is kinda cool. The Victory was Nelson's ship at Trafalgar:

http://www.chronicle.gi/headlines_details.php?id=17237

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:40 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
What was his other ship called, the HMS Smug?

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:43 pm
by pinback
You came up with that with your newfangled, space-aged brain, didn't you?

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:46 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
As I already told Gerrit today, who can confirm, I didn't take any mental pep pills today, Bennie. You got my patented HMS Sherwin Blast in your face via my poor, old, completely unmodified brain today.

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:25 pm
by ChainGangGuy
I'm vouching in it!

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:49 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Thanks, man. I think we did a pretty sick burn on Pinner there. I've been taking 900 milligrams a day for two weeks now, and he picks the ONE day I skipped to jab me. haw haw haw! Fuck him, you know? Fuck him right between the jaws.

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:42 pm
by AArdvark
900 milligrams of addictive brain steroids?


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