Jolt Country

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 6:49 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I am not going to enjoy anything until you get to gold.

Could be a while. Just saying. Could be a fair spell.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 4:43 pm**

ASCENT TO GOLD IS CANCELLED.

Fuck this shit. I can't win a goddamn game anymore. I'ma just hang out in Silver and "enjoy" myself.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 4:47 pm**

Use your words. Talk to us. What is happening?

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 5:42 pm**

I lost it. I have no idea what I'm doing. My focus is gone. My confidence is gone. I feel like I'll never win another game.

The good times are over.

We had a good run.

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 5:53 pm**

Was there a nerfing or something else that is defeating your tactics, instead of gamers themselves?

Are they noobs who hack?

Posted: **Fri May 27, 2011 7:52 pm**

I'm telling you, man, I just lost it. I had it for a few days, got up to #1, and now it's... it's over. Those were good times, and I shall remember them fondl-- well, I shall remember them.

Posted: **Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:53 pm**

Season 3 started today. You play one placement match, basically just to weed out all the inactive players, and it shoves you into a league based on your previous statistics.

I played my placement match.

Worst division name in history, but I'll take it.

Posted: **Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:02 pm**

What the fuck is a Brontes November.

Posted: **Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:09 pm**

A randomly chosen division names, which consists of a StarCraft term, and then an international alphabet word. Or whatever that's called. I do not recognize "Brontes" as a SC word, though.

TO THE INTERW--

Brontes was an important Core World of the Terran Confederacy.[1] Settled by 2478, it appears to have been a comparatively peaceful world during this period.[2]

Posted: **Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:42 pm**

Oh, okay. I thought it was going to be something dorky.

The important part is: CONGRATULATIONS. But this is also like when they gave a Nobel Peace Prize to fucking Arafat. Now let's see you earn this!

Posted: **Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:38 pm**

Brontes is only one letter away from Bronies.

Posted: **Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:20 am**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Oh, okay. I thought it was going to be something dorky.

The important part is: CONGRATULATIONS. But this is also like when they gave a Nobel Peace Prize to fucking Arafat. Now let's see you earn this!

How have I not earned it, sir?

Posted: **Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:12 am**

pinback wrote:FUCK THIS SHIT.

The book of The Exorcist gives an example of some wierd groups doing exactly this.

Posted: **Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:25 pm**

Well, if you kept up with this thread, Ben, you've earne- PLAY MY GAME.

Jolt Country

[SC2] Ascent To Gold, Mother Fucker