Jolt Country

bruce wrote: All of my friends agree that you should start stealing stuff at a truly alarming rate from your place of employment. I think this too, plus you should be keeping copies of your timesheets, plus you should be keeping a diary of all the times your boss tries to touch your tummy or other sensitive parts, so that you can file a humongous lawsuit and never have to work again.

Bruce

Hell with that. One day, when barely anyone's around, go around the company, steal everything that you want from it (I.E: all of the game systems and all the games you wanted to buy) then find some roose to get everyone to leave the building without revealing your presence before torching the motherfucker with at least 600 gallons of gasoline. It'll make you feel a hell of a lot better. Trust me. And how the hell would they know it was you?

you motherfuckers

we were talking about ME this was about ME and then lex comes back and starts bitching about whatever like he always does and now, NOW you're all talking about hima gain like OHHhh, we're so glad LEX is back because now we have someone INTERsting to talk about instead of stupid ofld BEN just complaining like always about whatever th fuck it is hes' talking about...

fuck man, that's FINE. i can type in orange colro too if that's what you want, if that's what it'll take to make y a'll TALK to me at least isntead of just calling me some fucking FAG who doesnt get any. That's cool though, man, whatever.

Doesn't matter to me, doesnt matter ot me one bit, you all just go on with your stupid FUCKIGN lives talking about your stupid FUICKIGN comic books and video games or whatever the fuck it is you like so much, that's cool, I'll just sit here watching and wackin off to some porn or some shit, not like it matters

you fuckers. I cant count how many hours I gave to you all and you still dont care, you still are like "oh this is benath you". Yeah maybe but I guess what is REALLY beneath me is you all. Course you're gonna be all like "oh yeah, we're beneath some guy who has to go out and get tanked every fuckin night and come back and post on a fucking bbs that nobody likes him on anyway" and thats cool too but you don't fucking know me, or anything about me. That was from some movie, so sorry SORRY for stealing some precious dialogue from your favorite movie if thats what it was. Just another reason to kick ol' BEN down when he's down...

That's how it is on here I guess nad that's how it's gonna stay. whatever. Yeah, funny, whoo, look at me in orange like it mattrs a fucking bit. fuck

i kan spel!1!1 i can tip goulde grmmer tu!!1! wats the mater with u?

James Bond "Fuck *you*, future generations!"

ben wrote:you motherfuckers

we were talking about ME this was about ME and then lex comes back and starts bitching about whatever like he always does and now, NOW you're all talking about hima gain like OHHhh, we're so glad LEX is back because now we have someone INTERsting to talk about instead of stupid ofld BEN just complaining like always about whatever th fuck it is hes' talking about...

fuck man, that's FINE. i can type in orange colro too if that's what you want, if that's what it'll take to make y a'll TALK to me at least isntead of just calling me some fucking FAG who doesnt get any. That's cool though, man, whatever.

Doesn't matter to me, doesnt matter ot me one bit, you all just go on with your stupid FUCKIGN lives talking about your stupid FUICKIGN comic books and video games or whatever the fuck it is you like so much, that's cool, I'll just sit here watching and wackin off to some porn or some shit, not like it matters

you fuckers. I cant count how many hours I gave to you all and you still dont care, you still are like "oh this is benath you". Yeah maybe but I guess what is REALLY beneath me is you all. Course you're gonna be all like "oh yeah, we're beneath some guy who has to go out and get tanked every fuckin night and come back and post on a fucking bbs that nobody likes him on anyway" and thats cool too but you don't fucking know me, or anything about me. That was from some movie, so sorry SORRY for stealing some precious dialogue from your favorite movie if thats what it was. Just another reason to kick ol' BEN down when he's down...

That's how it is on here I guess nad that's how it's gonna stay. whatever. Yeah, funny, whoo, look at me in orange like it mattrs a fucking bit. fuck

Let's see... name of chick that Ben was chatting with: CHECK.

Name of protocol Ben used to chat with: CHECK.

Ben's name over said protocol: CHECK.

GUESS WHAT JUST GOT QUOTED AND SENT.

... Actually, that's an empty thread. Bitch'd probably only say, "I sowy," and that's that.

Please post a picture of the Sowy girl. No way can she be hot enough to justify saying shit like that.

Why are you even talking to this bitch anyway, Parrish? I thought you were the one kind soul seeking same type? What the fuck's going on here?

Leave him; he's gone. SEMI-COLONS ARE IN BITCH!!!

]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] Seaman: check www.ugvm.org.uk ; download the first one (or whatever) and skip to the Seaman Diary; it's the only thing I can find that really gives it justice; any "review" simply puts it down.

Also: Just grown legs. Leonard Nemoy told me that it was time to change the tank, but to do so I had to answer some of Seaman's riddles. That reminds me: Brian's dead. MY favourite Seaman died makin' love to another seaman with exactly the same voice. I named the other Candida as revenge. His first riddle involved a man typing and an awful lot of numbers. "What does he have at the end?" "SORE THUMBS LOL". The second one was harder, but I got it. Simple Intra-web Logic is required here.

Anyway, read the diaries TEHY ARE FASCINATING BUT TEHY WILL RUINM THE EXPERIENCE.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Please post a picture of the Sowy girl. No way can she be hot enough to justify saying shit like that.