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by pinback » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:50 am
RealNC wrote: How are you going to do it?
Every time you say something stupid, I jog 0.25 miles.
Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.
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by pinback » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:50 am
RetroR wrote: The crazy part in all of this is that he will continually update a thread for the next 730 days!
Spinner likes this.
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by RealNC » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:08 am
pinback wrote: Every time you say something stupid, I jog 0.25 miles.
Can we be friends?
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by pinback » Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:34 am
RealNC wrote: pinback wrote: Every time you say something stupid, I jog 0.25 miles.
Can we be friends?
Ball's in your court, fatass. I was ready to receive your friendship, and thusfar you have repaid me with naught but judgement, disdain, and incalculable rudeness.
NAUGHT BUT!
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Oct 06, 2014 6:59 am
pinback wrote: RealNC wrote: pinback wrote: Every time you say something stupid, I jog 0.25 miles.
Can we be friends?
Ball's in your court, fatass. I was ready to receive your friendship, and thusfar you have repaid me with naught but judgement, disdain, and incalculable rudeness.
NAUGHT BUT!
That's the closest we're gonna get Pinner to say "yes" to, so I think we can consider this a success.
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by RealNC » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:34 am
This was supposed to be a comedy cue for pinback, so that he can say something like "fuck, now I need to job half a mile."
But I'll take it :-)
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by pinback » Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:53 am
Week 1
START: 302
TARGET: 198
TARGET AVG DELTA: -1.0
WEEKS THROUGH: 1
WEEKS REMAINING: 103
LAST: 302
CURRENT: 300.2
DELTA: -1.8
TOTAL DELTA: -1.8
AVG DELTA: -1.8
Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.
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by pinback » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:45 am
Week 2
START: 302
TARGET: 198
TARGET AVG LOST: -1.0
WEEKS THROUGH: 2
WEEKS REMAINING: 102
LAST: 300.2
CURRENT: 299.4
CURRENT LOST: -0.8
AVG LOST: -1.3
TOTAL LOST: -2.6
Might have to kick this up a notch.
Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.
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by pinback » Sun Oct 26, 2014 3:39 am
Week 3
START: 302
TARGET: 198
TARGET AVG CHANGE: -1.0
WEEKS THROUGH: 3
WEEKS REMAINING: 101
LAST: 299.4
CURRENT: 304.8
CURRENT CHANGE: +5.4
AVG CHANGE: +1.8
TOTAL CHANGE: +2.8
What the fuck is this? Alright, no more fucking around. No more "banana smoothies". No more "six beers". No more "bacon and eggs". Fuck this.
It is ON.
Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:20 pm
Huh. I ate whatever I wanted and failed to exercise and I am down .4 pounds. No problem here!
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by pinback » Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:07 am
I "see" what you "did there".
I think this Sunday will show markedly different results.
MARKEDLY I SAY!!!
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by pinback » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:02 am
Week 4
START: 302
TARGET: 198
TARGET AVG CHANGE: -1.0
WEEKS THROUGH: 4
WEEKS REMAINING: 100
LAST: 304.8
CURRENT: 297.6
CURRENT CHANGE: -7.2
AVG CHANGE: -1.1
TOTAL CHANGE: -4.4
Alright then, that's more like it.
Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Nov 02, 2014 7:32 am
What worked this week?
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by pinback » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:58 pm
I walked about 8 miles.
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Nov 03, 2014 7:47 am
I was looking for some kind of secret magic trick. I didn't anticipate you just doing it that way.
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by pinback » Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:36 am
Also now I get up at 5:30 in the morning, go to the gym and put in 30-45 minutes on the elliptical.
Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.
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by RetroRomper » Mon Nov 17, 2014 4:18 pm
I'm glad that I won't have to feel guilty for playing games with him at 5:30am anymore. Which we'll do as soon as I reformat my god damn computer.
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:36 pm
You missed a weigh-in. Couldn't even do three straight weeks?
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:49 pm
The lack of an update is really pissing me off.
This is the hard part. This is where you HIT THE WALL EACH TIME.
This thread, literally, is what always happens.
UPDATE THE THREAD EVERY FUCKING SUNDAY.
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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:42 pm
Two weeks! Missing two weeks, now?
Is this pretty much over? I'll lock the thread.
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