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RealNC wrote:How are you going to do it?
Every time you say something stupid, I jog 0.25 miles.
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RetroR wrote:The crazy part in all of this is that he will continually update a thread for the next 730 days!
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pinback wrote:Every time you say something stupid, I jog 0.25 miles.
Can we be friends?

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RealNC wrote:
pinback wrote:Every time you say something stupid, I jog 0.25 miles.
Can we be friends?
Ball's in your court, fatass. I was ready to receive your friendship, and thusfar you have repaid me with naught but judgement, disdain, and incalculable rudeness.

NAUGHT BUT!
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pinback wrote:
RealNC wrote:
pinback wrote:Every time you say something stupid, I jog 0.25 miles.
Can we be friends?
Ball's in your court, fatass. I was ready to receive your friendship, and thusfar you have repaid me with naught but judgement, disdain, and incalculable rudeness.

NAUGHT BUT!
That's the closest we're gonna get Pinner to say "yes" to, so I think we can consider this a success.
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This was supposed to be a comedy cue for pinback, so that he can say something like "fuck, now I need to job half a mile."

But I'll take it :-)

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Week 1

START: 302
TARGET: 198
TARGET AVG DELTA: -1.0
WEEKS THROUGH: 1
WEEKS REMAINING: 103

LAST: 302
CURRENT: 300.2
DELTA: -1.8
TOTAL DELTA: -1.8
AVG DELTA: -1.8
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Week 2

START: 302
TARGET: 198
TARGET AVG LOST: -1.0
WEEKS THROUGH: 2
WEEKS REMAINING: 102

LAST: 300.2
CURRENT: 299.4

CURRENT LOST: -0.8
AVG LOST: -1.3

TOTAL LOST: -2.6

Might have to kick this up a notch.
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Week 3

START: 302
TARGET: 198
TARGET AVG CHANGE: -1.0
WEEKS THROUGH: 3
WEEKS REMAINING: 101

LAST: 299.4
CURRENT: 304.8

CURRENT CHANGE: +5.4
AVG CHANGE: +1.8

TOTAL CHANGE: +2.8

What the fuck is this? Alright, no more fucking around. No more "banana smoothies". No more "six beers". No more "bacon and eggs". Fuck this.

It is ON.
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Huh. I ate whatever I wanted and failed to exercise and I am down .4 pounds. No problem here!
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I "see" what you "did there".

I think this Sunday will show markedly different results.

MARKEDLY I SAY!!!
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Week 4

START: 302
TARGET: 198
TARGET AVG CHANGE: -1.0
WEEKS THROUGH: 4
WEEKS REMAINING: 100

LAST: 304.8
CURRENT: 297.6

CURRENT CHANGE: -7.2
AVG CHANGE: -1.1

TOTAL CHANGE: -4.4

Alright then, that's more like it.
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What worked this week?
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I walked about 8 miles.
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I was looking for some kind of secret magic trick. I didn't anticipate you just doing it that way.
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Also now I get up at 5:30 in the morning, go to the gym and put in 30-45 minutes on the elliptical.
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I'm glad that I won't have to feel guilty for playing games with him at 5:30am anymore. Which we'll do as soon as I reformat my god damn computer.

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You missed a weigh-in. Couldn't even do three straight weeks?
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The lack of an update is really pissing me off.

This is the hard part. This is where you HIT THE WALL EACH TIME.

This thread, literally, is what always happens.

UPDATE THE THREAD EVERY FUCKING SUNDAY.
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Two weeks! Missing two weeks, now?

Is this pretty much over? I'll lock the thread.
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