"Who is Billy Mays really?" Definitive Edition Pol

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:34 am

Hopefully someone will die in three months left in 2016.

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AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:33 pm

1. Cover the full length of your arm in mayonnaise.

Now I'm watching. When does the video drop?

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Sep 19, 2016 6:26 pm

RetroRomper wrote:Hopefully someone will die in three months left in 2016.

Make Jolt Country Great Again!

No, we don't hope for that. We don't hope for that!!

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 12:54 am

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:this place is just a crickety BBS with old software that a group of sometimes-friends use to remain in contact with each other.
Also, murder/suicide-free since 2011!

Have I told you lately that you're a sick fuck?

You're a sick fuck.

I didn't even know the guy and that's pretty dark and cold.

(For Billy Mays, one of the people who was a member here back then killed one or more members of their family then committed suicide. I'm not really familiar with the details except I didn't know what was going on since everyone else here knew the guy.)

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:25 am

Judging from the average post length, I'd say it's Tdarcos.

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 6:56 am

Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:this place is just a crickety BBS with old software that a group of sometimes-friends use to remain in contact with each other.
Also, murder/suicide-free since 2011!
Have I told you lately that you're a sick fuck?

You're a sick fuck.

I didn't even know the guy and that's pretty dark and cold.

(For Billy Mays, one of the people who was a member here back then killed one or more members of their family then committed suicide. I'm not really familiar with the details except I didn't know what was going on since everyone else here knew the guy.)

pinback sounds like a sick piece of shit...

Tdarcos: Just for the record, I've been busting your balls here, but if you die before me, I promise I will only say good things about you in the forums, and I will sincerely miss you.

pinback: If you die before me, I will say nothing but rotten things about you on all forums, I will find where you are buried and dig you up, I will then smash open your coffin with a shovel and take a huge shit on your sneering death mask of a face, I will throw the body into the back of my pickup truck and throw it off an overpass in the first low-income area I drive through, where hopefully homeless degenerates will fuck the shit out it in an attempt to extract some glimmer of what it used to feel like to be human from their bath salt crazed minds.