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Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 6:51 pm
by Flack
Sorry, I scrolled back and saw that people do seem to know that.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 9:47 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Flack wrote: Fri Feb 21, 2020 6:48 pm
Does everybody know that in Windows you can typically use either ctrl-alt-v (Excel) or ctrl-shift-v (everything else) to paste without formatting? Totally not being a smart ass here -- just making sure everybody knows that.
It's supposed to work similarly on a Mac, but it breaks pretty regularly.
But for me, the issue is unnecessarily having to press a third key to paste something. I've been pasting with Cntl-V for years. (This sounds like I am bragging.) I can't do a Cntl-Shift-V with one hand. They could have made Cntl-B be "paste with formatting" which would have been the best solution. So rather than me "adapting" and paste stuff with two hands... which only needs to be done with Sheets.... and OpenOffice, I just start looking for a new online spreadsheet. :(
(I might install some app that acts as a macro.)
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:16 pm
by Flack
I'm... going to need to see a picture of your left hand.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:01 am
by Jizaboz
Good points guys. Hard to argue too much with a a M$ user when MacOS forces you to use 3 gestures to take a fucking screenshot.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:42 am
by pinback
Flack wrote: Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:16 pm
I'm... going to need to see a picture of your left hand.
I too, now, have questions.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:08 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Flack wrote: Fri Feb 21, 2020 10:16 pm
I'm... going to need to see a picture of your left hand.
Cntl-Shift-V?
Pinky on Cntl ...ring finger on Shift...thumb on V?
How the hell would you guys do it?
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:49 am
by pinback
How do you press Ctrl-V? What is going on here?
Pinky on ctrl, ring on shift, forefinger on V. I mean, Ctrl-V is pinky on ctrl, forefinger on V, and your ring finger is already right on the shift key.
How are you pressing Ctrl-V? This is now the most important thread on this BBS.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:54 am
by AArdvark
Sounds like a B minor chord
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:44 pm
by RealNC
TIL IJC has either freakishly tiny hands or freakishly huge keyboards.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:04 pm
by Flack
So ICJ sent me a few pictures from his last doctor's visit and... sorry, bro. Takebacks.

Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 5:22 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinback wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:49 am
How do you press Ctrl-V? What is going on here?
Pinky on ctrl, ring on shift, forefinger on V. I mean, Ctrl-V is pinky on ctrl, forefinger on V, and your ring finger is already right on the shift key.
How are you pressing Ctrl-V? This is now the most important thread on this BBS.
Cntl-V is pinky on Cntl, thumb on V. How are you morlocks hitting it with your forefinger? What the fuck?
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 5:56 pm
by Casual Observer
Anyway. Anyone notice Google's android search recently switched its initial recommendations from what I recently searched to "what's trending"? What shit is this? Now I have to type "w" to get access to my weekly "weather Pittsburg CA " search. Fuck you Google. Half of my searches are simple repetitive shit that I do because Google made it easier to search than to bookmark or remember. Now they're turning the screw to push me to other bullshit I don't want to look at. Is there a setting to change it I don't know or have the time to fuck with.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:21 pm
by RealNC
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2020 5:22 pmCntl-V is pinky on Cntl, thumb on V. How are you morlocks hitting it with your forefinger? What the fuck?
Same way I press ctrl+z.
If I try to press V with my thumb, the space bar gets pressed along with it. It is borderline impossible to NOT press space unless I use my index finger.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:04 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Wait, I just went to my actual computer keyboard instead of my phone. One sec.
Okay, I do put the pinky on Cntl and forefinger on C and V. I don't know why I thought I used my goddamn thumb before. I've been on a keyboard for multiple hours for almost every day since I was 15 and I still didn't know how I actually pressed it until I did.
But it's still awkward as hell to try to hit SHIFT in all this.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:37 pm
by Billy Mays
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:04 pmBut it's still awkward as hell to try to hit SHIFT in all this.
On the keyboards I use, Shift is directly above Control which makes pressing it the easiest part of the whole operation. What kind of keyboard do you use where it tangles you all up?
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 4:06 am
by pinback
Guys, I may not be posting much, or at all, here for the next few weeks. I tried pressing Ctrl-V with my thumb, and broke both my left hand and my keyboard.
Thank you to Kathy for dictating this message on her tablet.
-BP/kp
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:39 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Billy Mays wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2020 10:37 pm
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:04 pmBut it's still awkward as hell to try to hit SHIFT in all this.
On the keyboards I use, Shift is directly above Control which makes pressing it the easiest part of the whole operation. What kind of keyboard do you use where it tangles you all up?
I have a dasKeyboard at home. (And at work, I think, but at work it doesn't have the keys I like.)
It's using the pinky and ring finger at the same time that does it for me. Or doesn't do it for me, however that goes.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:42 am
by Flack
An easy way to remember the key combo is it's two in the pink, one in the stink.
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 12:01 pm
by Billy Mays
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:39 amIt's using the pinky and ring finger at the same time that does it for me.
Aren't you also a musician though?
Re: Great Moments in Computer Programming
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 4:13 am
by Thats what she said guy
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:39 am
It's using the pinky and ring finger at the same time that does it for me.
That's what SHE said!