Jolt Country

Glad I'll never be known as a Thai Cave Boy.

There was a guy at work who tried to get clean from heroin and have a real job. He relapsed about three months ago, leaving all his tools and personal stuff. I took his cd case home and am ripping all the good music. I'll put it back in a couple days. Guy's probably in jail or dead with a needle stuck in his arm.

THE
CANT WIN THEM ALL
AARDVARK

That's true. You cannot win them all. Heroin must be really good because people look like idiots trying to inject it. Contrast that with cigarettes, which are not that good, but goddamn do people look cool smoking it. (Confidential to Jizaboz, Best Carolina: not true.)

I find it sourly amusing that radio commercials exhort you to SAVE SAVE SAVE! when all they really want you do to is spend.

THE
GETTING CLOSE
TO THAT HOLIDAY
WHERE ALL THE MONEY IS SPENT
AARDVARK

Aren't you all sad that primitive man domesticated dogs instead of giraffes?

AArdvark wrote: Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:00 pm Aren't you all sad that primitive man domesticated dogs instead of giraffes?

I wonder how our doors would look like then.

Look, Klannex is funny.
I don't know why

*nods*

With my apologies to wrong Base Fairy I'm going to ask this here.

If car companies came out with an option called 'The American Package' would you get it?

I was driving around today and started thinking about all the symbols on the devices in the car. What if they offered English words instead of symbols? That's the only reason for the symbols in the first place, for those that can't read English.
What if a person wanted the stick to read "windshield wipers" or "cruise control"? Could that be an option?

THE
LITERATE DRIVER
AARDVARK

Wouldn't that be "The English Package?"

America first!

Quick note: I just spent thirty bucks replacing the belts in my tape deck. Not sure why, I just can't stand not having it in working condition even if I'll never use it. Maybe I'll make a mix tape or something.

THE
Cr02
AARDVARK


(Motorcycle topic moved)

It looks awesome and dangerous, which makes it even awesome-er.

For a moment there I thought these are extremely photo-realistic doodles.

I know, I'm moving this to the motorcycle base when I get on a desktop computer. I was using the other topics as a place holder until I upload more Crazy Doodles. I feel bad that the Crazy Doodle output has slowed. It's mostly because I almost completely stopped drinking and the Doodles don't make any sense when I draw them sober.

THE
JACKSON POLLOCK
AARDVARK

I was shopping and I saw this jar of used peanut butter

I guess it's organic.

It makes me wonder about raccoons in general and how they collect the peanut butter after the animal eats it.



THE
GENTLY SIFTED
AARDVARK



(edit: I bet I know why it's crunchy!)