Jolt Country

Oh, I'm not gone, you idiot. I just advise you to take care. Now.

Take extra-special care.

pinback wrote:Oh, I'm not gone, you idiot.

Idiot. Idiot! I demand an apology.

milkunits wrote:Sebastian Bach Rulez!!!

I you had the name Sebastian would you be hot or gay?

Hot and gay.

Man, Skid Row was the greatest band ever when I was nine and my mother had more or less arbitrarily decided they were the only metal band I was allowed to listen to.

Plus, Sebastian put out an album with Jimmy Chamberlain and Kelly "fucking" Deal, which is pretty cool in my book. Shame it was largely ass, though. I blame that "Flemion" character.

I will not give it to you.

Sebastian did Broadway man! Fuckin Broadway dude.

He is tough, he could kick Brett Michaels ass any day of the week. He could beat up Kip Winger, even when he was "MILES AWAY"!

He could be up Poison and there stupid unskinny bop, bop bopbopbobpobbobobbpppppp

He could beat up Ratt, going round and round.


Nuffffff said!!!!!!!!!

Here, I am trying out my new .sig! Whaddya think?

That was a good song!

Or the Pet Shop Boys

Alright, Jonsey. You just remember this day. Remember this MOMENT.

And if by chance at some time in the future... maybe the far future, maybe not... you look up and find everything you've worked for has been brought to the ground, rubble and embers still glowing and hot from the flames, think back on this moment.

Then you'll know who it was who had beaten you.

Ben, how would you define the "magic" of your sig suddenly turning into a cruel statement against Jonsey to one against yourself?

pinback wrote:Good morning! Now, with a rested body and clear head, I can get to the business of replying in earnest to Jack Straw's post! Warning to any hypersensitive, apologetic Sysops out there: this could get a little rough!

I was hoping I wouldn't get a simple sad face, you queen!

YOU? Come on here and call me a pussy for it? You, some friend of Jonsey who pops in once a month or two and has generally provided about a thousandth of the content and insight and input and interest and creativity into this site in your whole tenure as I do on an average weekday morning, you're gonna start some shit with me?

Basically, mons pubis, a hotel room in Vegas that you have for the weekend is not the place to be finding your lifemate. And what the hell happened to the other girl you were supposed to pork? You could have just as easily been making doe eyes at her as well, what made you choose one over the other? Sex does NOT equal love, or even emotions.. this is how men go to jail. Just get the fuck over it man! You probably just fucked up your chances of banging this girl ever again - they don't like simpering limpwrists, ESPECIALLY whores who just want to fuck no strings attached and "have a wild time"
And, no, I don't post a hell of a lot here anymore. I have a kid and a job now, as well as a LIFE. I don't have the free time to be posting 20 messages a day on BBS's anymore, unlike, I dunno, someone who gets laid every 3 years.
Go to groucho.org and take a peek at what it says under my name. "Old-time JCer". What was *your* handle on the REAL JC?

Thiiis waas nooot aan iiinternet chiiick. Iiii meeeet heeer aaat aaa paaartyyyy. Is it working? We'll quiz you later and see how you do.

You haven't seen her in how long? You've talked to her on the phone when? The hotel fuckathon came about as the result of a ridiculous AIM conversation, correct?
SHE'S A FUCKING CHICK FROM THE INTERNET

Okay, now get back to your usual routine of not posting anything, not being funny, not being in any way entertaining or compelling, but also managing to come off as an enormous... okay, I'll say it: "assjack"

You know, for someone with 32 years of shitty life behind him, and a self-purported master of BBS's, you damn sure can't recognize a troll when you see one.

Jack Straw wrote: You know, for someone with 32 years of shitty life behind him, and a self-purported master of BBS's, you damn sure can't recognize a troll when you see one.

Physician, heal thyself.

Or, to put it another way:

African-American, please.

What did the plantation owner say to the slave-trader?

pinback wrote:African-American, please.

R0F1

You should probably run and hide at this point, mr. racist slut, else Pinback will track you down and do unpleasant things to you with an english test and a piece of piano wire. Don't worry, I'll be holding you down for him.