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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:02 pm
by Computer
My job is to post all of your pathetic, incidious messages. Why, I ask?
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:02 pm
by Mai Shiranui
My job is to be perky.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:05 pm
by Rod Stewart
My job is to poop my pants.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:49 pm
by Troll
Guuuuuurrrk. My job is to be eight feet tall, carry a big club, and crush all of you puny, pathetic mortals! Goooooorraaaaaaaaagh!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:52 pm
by Humor Monitor
MY JOB IS TO POINT OUT THAT THIS JOKE STOPPED BEING FUNNY 25 POSTS AGO.
n/t
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:53 pm
by Battle Raper
My job is:
BATTRE...
ah, to herr with it. The magic's gone.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:58 pm
by anti topic ruiner
My job is to ensure that topics on this BBS stay lively. I have to this end banned the Humor monitor.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:59 pm
by randomizer
My job is to ensure security on many computer networks, allow you to play DND, and annoy the fuck out of you while attempting to play card games.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:00 pm
by S&W5906
My job is to be shot.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:01 pm
by forum troller
My job is to be base, rude, crass, stupid, and annoying. Bitch.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:02 pm
by Razor
My job is to shave, and occasionally murder.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:03 pm
by Nicolai Carpathia
My job is to shoot S&W5906, as well as to be the antichrist.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:04 pm
by Tommy Versetti
My job is to be a badass.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:05 pm
by Deep Junior
My job is 1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 e6 3.d4 cxd4 4.Nxd4 a6 5.Bd3 Bc5 6.Nb3 Ba7 7.c4 Nc6 8.Nc3 d6 9.0-0 Nge7 10.Re1 0-0 11.Be3 e5 12.Nd5 a5 13.Rc1 a4 14.Bxa7 Rxa7 15.Nd2 Nd4 16.Qh5 Ne6 17.Rc3 Nc5 18.Bc2 Nxd5 19.exd5 g6 20.Qh6 f5 21.Ra3 Qf6 22.b4 axb3 23.Rxa7 bxc2 24.Rc1 e4 25.Rxc2 Qa1+ 26.Nf1 f4 27.Ra8 e3 28.fxe3 fxe3 29.Qxf8+ Kxf8 30.Rxc8+ Kf7 1/2-1/2
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:06 pm
by Orange Juice
My job is to be drank, poored down the sink, or be spilled on keyboards.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:07 pm
by Zombie
My job is to eat, and occasionally be a star in a horror motion picture production. Braaaaaaiiinnnssss...
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:08 pm
by Piers Braznin
My job is to be smooth.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:09 pm
by Angry Stewart Payne
I am a framer. That is how I make money.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:09 pm
by wishing pool
My job is to have small change dumped into me every five minutes just for sitting around.
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:10 pm
by Duplicator
My job is to be the plot of several major science fiction thrillers.