Jolt Country

Worm wrote:Robb, go with the earth erotica that isn't blatant. I think if you have pictures of stones on your wall that could be subliminally construed as genitalia you'd get laid more.
Like these ones
http://www.heatherfirth.com/EE005.html
http://www.heatherfirth.com/EE006.html
http://www.heatherfirth.com/EE027.html

Thanks for ruining the very concept of eyesight for me there, m'man.

LG again wrote:OH and Jonsey, I could always do a fantasy nude of my face on say... Angelina Jolines naked body.... hehehe then it's like having the best of both worlds.

Having seen you both, I can say with confidence and authority that Girl Interupted there has nothing on you.

::fingerguns::

Vitriola wrote:As for Crystal Castles, it's weird that you own that, because I just a few weeks ago figured out that that was the name of the game I was obsessed with when I was younger. I always thought it was called Crystal Mansions, and could never find any info on it, so I did some research and got the name.

Without Crystal Castles, the phrase that gamers have used for twenties years now to woo the opposite sex -- "Let's get Bentley Bear-ass naked!" would not exist. So thanks to the Crystal Castles guy for that.

I will attempt to convey this fact to him when I meet him at JC vs the CGE.

Just got the satellite dish up -- I need to secure the platform it's on (right now it's screwed into a long piece of wood and is sitting atop a tripod; gotta fasten that). I finally feel as if a big weight has been removed, as today was the last of the moving out crap I had to do.

I can't believe that my brother and I got our old place in the state that it's in. I don't expect to get much of my deposit back, as there is a giant crack running alongside one bedroom door (long, unfunny story) but at least they won't go asking me for more money. I hope.

(Confidential to Mike Sousa, Mass.: I finally have a chance to get more updates coming to ya, buddy.)

Argh, the wind has started to pick up. I'm paranoid that the board is going to fly off the tripod. Right now, if some kid had a football and threw it at my dish, he'd knock it down like he was in some sort of traveling carnival that replaced the pyramid of milk bottles with my poor, weather-beaten dish. Gotta get some bungie rope and duct tape tomorrow. If it does fly off the tripod and goes backwards, at least it'll fall towards my window. If I manage to look just right, it'll be as if the thing is falling right at me, which would be like the camera trick in Street Trash where the goo falls from a few stories up and totally infects this one guy.

At any rate, I'm slowly getting comfortable with the place. I could see staying here until I either leave the state or trick some poor girl into wifehood.

He'll like it more if you put him in it. For instance, "Jethro Kyle" was a character in the Jolt Country Comic Strip, and he hosts that on his own site.

I tried to paint him in the picture. It was origionally supposed to be a portrait of him and cathy. I couldn't get his face to look undeformed so I ended up making him into a giant flame. Cathy was some sort of wave person. It looks sort of nice to me. It's really hard to paint people. I don't do it enough though.

Violet wrote:I tried to paint him in the picture. It was origionally supposed to be a portrait of him and cathy. I couldn't get his face to look undeformed so I ended up making him into a giant flame.

There's like seven different jokes waiting to be made here, especially regarding the part of Jeff being depicted as a "giant flame" in a painting, but I am going to carve off this piece of comedy and throw it to the JC Comedy Players or whoever else wants a slice. Ever onwards, denizens!

LG: not saying anything about your painting skills, just saying that having a painting that you don't like on display is no fun. It's possible that Jonsey might not actually like a sight-unseen painting (being such a subjective taste)... just want to help a brother out if he can avoid such a situation. As I said, if he sees one that he likes, then hell yeah. (Note that LG did like the paintings that I, and virtually everyone else who walked into the apartment, couldn't stand.)

(For the record, "Violet"'s painting does not fall into that category. It does not turn my stomach the way the aforementioned paintings do, and she should not take its current placement as an indication that Mrs W and I don't like it fine & good.)

Oh, and if Jonsey doesn't want one, I'll take a "fantasy nude" - heheh. While you're at it, throw in all your hot girlfriends, too. Winkety-wink!

As for Bentley, the original message was "Let's get Bentley... Bare!"

Robb, did you get the digital pics of examples I sent?

-LG

I didn't -- if you want to send them again to robb@joltcountry.com that should work. There's no limit to what that mailbox can receive (in terms of kilobytes of attachments).

So, like, I can send you a bunch of MP3s? Cool.

Engage...

LG-lazy again wrote:Robb, did you get the digital pics of examples I sent?

-LG

I WANT DIGITAL PICS TOO!!!!!!

Da King wrote:I WANT DIGITAL PICS TOO!!!!!!

Geez. you'd think the guy's never seen more than a couple of naked breasts in person.

Oh wait...