Say, denizens! Let's see if I can make it out of this wave of high maintenance pretension without my head exploding!
Vitriola wrote:A couple years ago that question would automatically disqualify you from any kind if intellectual discourse whatsoever about movies, but now they seem to have met current demand and have started stocking more than just the latest Jennifer Aniston vehicle.
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... What part of them calling themselves "BLOCKBUSTER" made you think that they ought to specialize in art house fagfests, videos for Betamax players and films made by first year NYU students?
Anyway, no, I don't have a Blockbuster card, a slight which you can remedy in all of about 45 seconds by calling them and adding me to your acount.
I'd really rather prefer it if the sort of movies that you would indulge in would not appear on my renting records, actually.
I did have a Hollywood video card, but, this state is lame and has no such chain
Well, we also don't have the actual city of Hollywood.
ADVANTAGE: CALIFORNIA! M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!
Look, I think we're all a little sick of hearing about how things are stronger, faster and better in that state which, oh by the way, is an
UTTER DYSTOPIAN SHITHOLE and
COMPLETE FUCKING CIRCUS in
ALL FUCKING WAYS except for the fact that, OMG, it doesn't precipitate quite as often as it does in the other 49 states.
You're not even fucking
from there. You're a goddamn transplant. It would be one thing if it were Adam Cadre or Richard Nixon or Gabriel Roussere or Robert Frost or someone who was actually
born there waxing poetic endlessly about this -- seemingly -- Belinda Carisle lyric (Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth, ooh Heaven is <strike>a place on earth</strike> CALLY, LOL!) but you? YOU?
Quit making us sick with bile, you past-deleting home poser.
And the only reason I had it anyway was because Blockbuster had 2 years to go before they started stocking anime.
Well, sure -- a video membership card that says "Hollywood" on it is so tacky! It would be something that the normals in the flyover states would wish to acquire! Only they couldn't! Ha ha ha... savages!
I'm going to go ahead and play the 'I watch art films' card
Because you think you're better than everyone else?
Because somebody has to do it
Dammit. You will see why down below, but for this sentence, let me say that I would much rather be in 'Cally!'
But hell, I did work at the UCI campus
Hey, it's my understanding that UCI is in California. Did I tell you that I would rather be in California lately? Within like the last four sentences...?
YES!
And the theater was right there
Lucky that it was, after all, because public transportation would definitely have been able to help you get there.
And I even got to see 'Metropolis' one night.
Name dropping a movie from 1927? That is very out of place in this post!
By the way, the last good movie I saw was actually some home video that Thomas Edison put together before he had really finalized the film camera. What? Birth of a Nation? You've seen that? WHATever... Jesus, you fucking wannabees really make me, like, rilly rilly sick to my stomach! Gag me with a mixing spoon!
But in general, I'd rather watch a movie where I have this vague feeling of apprehension that I may not be able to figure out the ending of the movie from the preview, than to watch 95% of what the Longmont Super 6 thinks I reeally need to see.
It's funny, because Longmont is the
only place in the country that will show the movies that you hate (which are all filmed, but worse, conceived in your precious California) and you happen to be stuck in Longmont. I have a joke! It is based off of the one on
this page.
Robb's Big Black Book of Mental Torture: Robb, our scientists have discovered that Dayna can survive in Longmont, Colorado!
Robb: Huh?!?
Robb's Big Black Book of Mental Torture: But not for very long!!!
Robb: Oh, my, hahahahaha. Hahahahahahah!
Oh, in case you hadn't figured it out, you're on.
I just called them. They said that I have to be present and show an ID card to get you added to my account. So when I get home tonight I will bring you over there and take care of this matter.
And also -- my post that you said did not make any sense made perfect sense. It was just that the weeks of Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay pap that you have indulged in recently has caused you to lose your ability to read messages that even momentarily sidestep from normal, pedestrian formula.