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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:02 am
by Kezaaaaaaaaaaa
Statutory wrote:Keza wrote:Yeah, but the girl's parents often have no problem pressing those sorts of charges.
Not mine, believe me. My mother bought me condoms. When I was twelve. She actually seems to be
encouraging me to, ah, run rampant, to the point at which it's beginning to severely worry me.
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:21 am
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Lex wrote:I am glad Robb is back. Thank God that harpy found something to do.
Jesus Christ, people, get it right.
Rob
B.
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 8:55 am
by Lysander
Kezaaaaaaaaaaa wrote:Statutory wrote:Keza wrote:Yeah, but the girl's parents often have no problem pressing those sorts of charges.
Not mine, believe me. My mother bought me condoms. When I was twelve. She actually seems to be
encouraging me to, ah, run rampant, to the point at which it's beginning to severely worry me.
Probably so she can make it a civil case and get thousands ond thousands of dollars on comp... en... satio... forget it, I got nothing. Wanna make out?
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:49 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Kezaaaaaaaaaaa wrote:Not mine, believe me. My mother bought me condoms. When I was twelve. She actually seems to be encouraging me to, ah, run rampant, to the point at which it's beginning to severely worry me.
Jesus! At 12??! That's really inappropriate.
She shouldn't have bought you condoms, she should have instructed you to stop at the hand job.
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:50 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Lex wrote:I am glad Robb is back. Thank God that harpy found something to do.
I think it's time we see some pics of Keza.
BANNED!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 3:44 pm
by GAYBOT
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Dear Lex
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:45 pm
by Hobgoblin
I know things about Keza that you don't and never will. Ever. If you ever post naked pics of her on here, I will personally come to Pentcatland (dysLEXia sorry) and rip your balls off and destroy them with a blowtorch. I hope this is a warning to you and others whom have pictures of Keza. Thankyou.
Ah, Sorry
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 4:48 pm
by Hobgoblin
Sorry. I was just a bitty stoneded just then. Excuse me Lex, please forgive me! (Just don't post any naked/semi-naked ones of her!). Sorry man.
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:06 pm
by Freddie
Hobgoblin, how would you define the "magic" of Keza?
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:28 pm
by BurpyDrawers
mov eax, cr0
or al, 1
mov cr0, eax
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:51 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Bwa-hahahahaha!!!
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 6:02 am
by Worm
I live in Pennsylvania so let me put this in prespective for you all. Maybe it is the beef growth hormoones in our meat but little girls all dress like sluts around here. I know a 22 year old who fucked a 12 year old (Of course unaware of her age)! 18 year olds and 15 year olds fucking is the kind of wholesome thing I only WISH I could see.
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 6:37 am
by AArdvark
Hmmm, rural Pennsylvania, I surmise...
THE
BACKWOODS
AARDVARK
Re: Dear Lex
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:00 am
by Lex
Hobgoblin wrote:I know things about Keza that you don't and never will. Ever. If you ever post naked pics of her on here, I will personally come to Pentcatland (dysLEXia sorry) and rip your balls off and destroy them with a blowtorch. I hope this is a warning to you and others whom have pictures of Keza. Thankyou.
Who said anything about
naked pix? I mean, she's right
here.
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 2:45 pm
by Keza
I wonder who Hobgoblin is. Don't think it's an ex-boyf, as none of my ex-boyfs are coherent/amusing enough to have written that. Plus, this person must know Lex, so s/he must be someone I've been in contact with over the last six months.
Maybe it's my mother...?
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:55 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I'll find out if your mom posted as Hobgoblin or not for you, Keza, just give me a second to jump off her HAW HAW HAW...
... Sorry. I really don't do "your mamma" jokes on here, but there's a contractual requirement with the FCC and the rest of that stuff.
What was the message board that the British gamers came from, anyway? Is it still up?
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 4:00 pm
by Keza
Mad Gamers. The love of my life.
It shut down. *wipes eyes*
Anyway, it can't be any of my Internet Fwends. Of the three who know me well enough to justify that statement, one of them already posts here, and it's not his style, and I know it wasn't either of the other two because they'd be at work.
Dammit, this is annoying me immensely now.
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 4:04 pm
by BurpyDrawers
Check the IP. That'd narrow it down a bit.
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:17 pm
by Worm
BurpyDrawers wrote:Check the IP. That'd narrow it down a bit.
He's "one of the guys" he doesn't do that kind of thing anymore.
Re: Dear Lex
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:39 am
by Hobgoblin
Lex wrote:Hobgoblin wrote:I know things about Keza that you don't and never will. Ever. If you ever post naked pics of her on here, I will personally come to Pentcatland (dysLEXia sorry) and rip your balls off and destroy them with a blowtorch. I hope this is a warning to you and others whom have pictures of Keza. Thankyou.
Who said anything about
naked pix? I mean, she's right
here.
Yeah, well you <b>ARE</b> the sort of arsehole that would do that. You have a red cat down your boxers. You enjoy stroking it. So does Keza ;)...