Jolt Country

pinback wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Oh. Well, haven't you already been trying on Match.com? And not just with those women who display photos?

Yes.

You are nice, funny, can cook and are rich. You also don't type on the net like a crayon-gorging four-year old.

The hell is the matter with you? Why can't you turn any of those broads into a soulmate?

I do good intro emails, but then after that, I have nothing to say.

I think that's because I have nothing to say. "Instead of talking, can I just cook you something, or fart a banshee, or give you $300 or something?"

You'd be surprised how poorly this is received.

pinback wrote:I do good intro emails, but then after that, I have nothing to say.

I think that's because I have nothing to say. "Instead of talking, can I just cook you something, or fart a banshee, or give you $300 or something?"

You'd be surprised how poorly this is received.

Yeah, you know what? There's no helping you. You can't be helped and I certainly can't do anything TO help.

You're an alcoholic and until you deal with that nobody will ever truly love you and the only women that will be interested in you are the controlling dicktease types who will simply keep you around to improve their own sense of self-worth.

I wish you'd see a psychologist and get the help you need. Don't get me wrong -- there's one bitch with a million (well, 3 billion) faces out there but you won't be able to meet Miss Right because you hate yourself so much and drink so often.

If leaving this stupid BBS will help in some small way with the larger problems you have then I am all for it.

God speed, Benjamin.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:6) "... because they're in first place?" Fags who don't keep up on sports are a dime a dozen. Don't be that guy. Having a baseball team that doesn't let you field grounders if you buy the Class AA season ticket is a big deal to these people.

I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on this one. In a woman's mind, enjoyment of sports = less time to pay attention to her. She'll think that if you like the Nats, you'll spend all of your free time going to games, or going to bars with your friends to watch games. Lay low on the sports stuff until you have the bitch reeled in, and then start trickling in the sports.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Yeah, you know what? There's no helping you. You can't be helped and I certainly can't do anything TO help.

I don't... wait, let me check...

...no, I don't remember asking for your help.

What a vile, petulant, insufferably childish post. You never really learned how to deal with things not being exactly your way, did you? Scream at this, kick that, call people names...

You're a nine year old in a 30 (or whatever) year old body.

Hey, just so you know, Cancer Girl is out of the hospital now.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You're an alcoholic and until you deal with that nobody will ever truly love you

Worm? Is that you? Why did you suddenly possess ICJ's body?

Or do I just mean, ICJ, when did you suddenly become Carrie Fucking Nation?

Bruce

pinback wrote:What a vile, petulant, insufferably childish post. You never really learned how to deal with things not being exactly your way, did you? Scream at this, kick that, call people names...

You're a nine year old in a 30 (or whatever) year old body.

Seems to me that this applies more to you than to ICJ.

I mean seriously, you post a message here that you're leaving unless ICJ bribes you with whores or cash to stay? WTF is that? Do you really think you're so fucking special and such an indespensible member of this board that you should be PAID for you posts?

Christ, can you POSSIBLY be that big of an asshole?

chris wrote:Do you really think you're so fucking special and such an indespensible member of this board that you should be PAID for you posts?

Is there any question about this, really? Check this place out a month from now and get back to me, would ya?

chris wrote:I mean seriously, you post a message here that you're leaving unless ICJ bribes you with whores or cash to stay?

And, let's be accurate here: I just said I was leaving. Jonsey is the one who came back begging and pleading, yelling and screaming, to get me to stay.

pinback wrote:

chris wrote:I mean seriously, you post a message here that you're leaving unless ICJ bribes you with whores or cash to stay?

And, let's be accurate here: I just said I was leaving. Jonsey is the one who came back begging and pleading, yelling and screaming, to get me to stay.

I simply asked "why." Not that I ever got an answer. If I got an answer that would be telling!!!

You fucking baby.

Leave already! Join the monestary. RROBBBB you need to make some new friends, this is a golden opportunity.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I simply asked "why."

Just like the emotional child you are. "WHY MOMMY? WHY IS SKY BLUE! WHY MILKMAN ALWAYS HERE WHEN DADDY NOT!?!?! WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?

Shut the fuck up.

pinback wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I simply asked "why."

Just like the emotional child you are. "WHY MOMMY? WHY IS SKY BLUE! WHY MILKMAN ALWAYS HERE WHEN DADDY NOT!?!?! WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, I see what you did there.

Leave already. This place will prosper to heights previously unrealized without you.

Now, even YOU don't believe that. Don't make yourself look any sillier than you already do.

pinback wrote:Now, even YOU don't believe that. Don't make yourself look any sillier than you already do.

we all believe this. Get out you paethetic loser. Please don't post anywhere ever again.

ICJ wrote:Look. I can't have an opinion on here. My job is to be everybody's friend and let them know that the administrator is not asking them to leave. You want to have meaningful conversations, well, I can't on here. Because to be meaningful you must disagree.

Wah, fucking wah. You're so busy being everyone's apologist that you don't even realize that your friends spend more time on groovenet or groucho than here. Jesus Christ, grow some balls and they will come.

Groovenet?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Oh, I see what you did there.

Leave already. This place will prosper to heights previously unrealized without you.

Seriously....pull the release lever and lose the baggage car so we can chug on into ELECTRONIC XANADU.

Also, I like how he (ICJ) decides to make my last few weeks here contentious and hostile, stopping at every turn to call out my many emotional difficulties, jabbing at me as viciously as he can, rather than just enjoying the time we have left, and making this a nice little bon voyage party.

Everyone else, he sucks their dicks for every post they make here.

Me, his so-called "buddy", his second-in-command here for the past three years, me, he treats like a fat baby's used diaper.

There's your sysop for you. Enjoy.