Jolt Country

Posted: **Wed Nov 20, 2002 4:21 pm**

I must assume you are all wasted because you are using this asinine killfile term.

Posted: **Sat Nov 23, 2002 6:02 pm**

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Posted: **Mon Nov 25, 2002 12:46 am**

Hey, now that Clash is essentially "out of the loop," what's to become of CLASH DAY 2003? Hm?

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:37 am**

Couple of updates on this:

1. This incident resolved itself when I was taking a trip up to NoCal/So-Ore to visit my dad over Thanksgiving of 2002. I bowed out for the bulk of that trip to go down and visit Clash and bury the hatchet. I got back to my dad's place with just enough time to say, cool, good to see ya, bye. And a couple months later, he was killfiled by the Lord.

2. Clash found this thread when we were trying to agree on where the phrase "hard to get happy after that one" originated.

3. I think it's finally time to complete: BURGER WARS 2!!!!

4. I am now familiar with the song "London Calling". I still don't care that it was used in a Jaguar commercial.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:51 pm**

HOLY MOTHER OF DEADRAISERS

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:56 pm**

The realization that Sim City 4000 is over ten years old has shocked me to my core.

Posted: **Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:28 pm**

What are the Burger Wars? How can I fight?

Posted: **Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:01 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What are the Burger Wars? How can I fight?

According to Pinhead, you go to a Jack in the Box, eat one of their burgers, wait a few minutes for the reflex to kick in, then see how far you can projectile vomit the contents of your stomach. One who pukes the farthest wins the war.

Jolt Country

Holy crap.