Jolt Country

Uglier than the 30th Anniversary Reunion Picture of the Three Mile Island Men's High School Bowling Team.

Do you see what happens when a man cannot castle, CGG? Do you see, my friend??

Assuming you mean "Nxd5" instead of "Nxd4", then...


Qxd5

For what it's worth, I had my board setup incorrectly today and I had a pawn in front of your queen.

I wish there was a website that let you store a chess game and be accessible from anywhere, so I'm not fucking up the board when I re-create it at work. Is there such a place?

Ke7

Ben and I used to play one of the EA sports hockey games, NHL 2K1 or something, back when we both lived in Colorado. After a couple games to get used to the controls, it would break down like this:

- When we quietly played and didn't say much, Ben would win 95% of the time.

- When I decided to talk an endless stream of shit to him, I would win about 92% of the time. (Numbers are approximate.)

ERGO, I feel I would be playing marginally better if Ben were in front of me and I unleashed a stream of foul-mouthed negativity for an hour that served to break his concentration. That still doesn't make up for me blundering my opening so badly, however.

pinbacker wrote:Bxh8

I don't think you should be editing posts in The Chess. Although it's funny to see someone's move, edited 1 time in total. I think Robb also gets to 'edit' 1 <S>move</S> post.

Vitriola wrote:

pinbacker wrote:Bxh8

I don't think you should be editing posts in The Chess. Although it's funny to see someone's move, edited 1 time in total. I think Robb also gets to 'edit' 1 <S>move</S> post.

I choose to edit the post I made recently from:

"I recently spent my entire paycheck on Big League Chew"

to:

"I recently spent my entire paycheck on Big League Chew Grap--= " JFmemrkFUCK FUCK!!! I could have redone my shitty chess move, I see where you were going with that now, awww FOOOOOoooOOoOOKK.

God DAMMIT.

Vitriola wrote:

pinbacker wrote:Bxh8

I don't think you should be editing posts in The Chess. Although it's funny to see someone's move, edited 1 time in total. I think Robb also gets to 'edit' 1 <S>move</S> post.

For full disclosure, the edit was to add the screenshot.

FWIW, I've been editing both our posts over the last day to make it seem like I played white.

c5

Qxh8

cxd6, CHEQUE!

Kd7

Qf7+

<strike>Kxf4</strike>

What?

Sorry, Kxd6

Rd1+

Kc5.... oh yeah!!! It's on NOW baby!

Listen closely, friends. Lean towards the screen if you need to. Can you hear it? Can you hear the impending victory bellow?