What's on the desk

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:51 pm

Hehehehehee.

I will post another hint if, by question 14, you are all still out of the ball-park. It makes noise so maybe it will be an audio hint.

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bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:16 pm

Is it some sort of timekeeping device?

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:35 pm

AArdvark wrote:If I had a speak and spell I would hack it to communicate with E.T. and
have him send me a bag of Reece's pieces.

(11) it is NOT a multimeter or any kind of testing device on my desk.

Not a calculator either, but all guesses meet the criteria so far.

I bet everyone is digging back through my posts right now.

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Uh, I got it wrong. This is how I feel:

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:08 am

(12) Another quandary........Yes and no.

It does keep time but not real time.

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Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:55 pm

Is it a metronome?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 4:07 am

(13) No, it is NOT a metronome.

all very good guesses so far.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 5:12 am

Fuck you, it is a metronome.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:33 am

I'm going metronome.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:15 am

pinback wrote:I'm going metronome.

I take Metro home sometimes, does that count?
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We've got a better way
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Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:16 am

Bugs wrote:Fuck you, it is a metronome.

Gee, I didn't know you swung that way.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:54 am

Tdarcos wrote:
Bugs wrote:Fuck you, it is a metronome.
Gee, I didn't know you swung that way.

That's not even a joke. That's not even vaguely reminiscent of a joke. What are you doing?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:52 pm

It's still not a metronome, no matter who has relations with it.

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Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:26 am

pinback wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:
Bugs wrote:Fuck you, it is a metronome.
Gee, I didn't know you swung that way.
That's not even a joke. That's not even vaguely reminiscent of a joke. What are you doing?

AArdvark apparently thought it was; he had a pretty good response. That makes two of us, you're outvoted.

guess bot · Post by **guess bot** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:04 am

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:52 pm

Well, that's a bit closer....

But it's still NOT whats on my desk

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:59 pm

what is on your desk

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:56 pm

(summary final)

It does NOT have a cord
It is battery powered.
It does NOT connect to a computer.
It is NOT amber vision glasses..
It was made in Hong Kong
It does generate sound and to a lesser extent visual images.
it is NOT bigger than a breadbox.
It does NOT transmit or receive any kind of radio signals.
It is NOT any kind of media player.
It IS in some fashion a computing device.
it is NOT a Multimeter
It it NOT a Vibrator
It is NOT a Metronome
It is NOT a Simon

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:57 pm

This is what's on my desk...
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pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:59 pm

That HAD actually occurred to me, but then you said it was mainly about sounds and less about the visuals, which threw me off.

So I win, because it had occurred to me.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:03 pm

I was modifying my computer sound and took this picture..

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