Jolt Country

Well. Good for both of you! Good stuff. I apologize.

To me, or the salmon?

Pinback, when you run this place, can you ban apologies? It should be understood that we're all friends here and can RIB each other.

I am on a Twitter diet, which means that I said I was gonna lose ten pounds over Twitter. I got the first three down, but that's all the "water weight" and shit you lose when you just stop eating like a pig, which is what I had been doing leading up to this. It's not a real gain, but fuck it, I'll take it for starters.

(I also slept 12 hours and woke up at 10:00 AM today.)

Anyway, I am mentioning this, because I'd kill a non-human lifeform for a RIBeye steak. At the moment.

Anonymous wrote:Wait wait wait, this just occurred to me.

Tdarcos absolutely can't stand something about a properly-cooked medium-rare hamburger, but loves the taste of raw meat?! What the fuck.

I never said that. What I have said was that I do like hamburgers that are cooked all the way to medium, but that because I like raw meat I also have no problem with hamburgers only cooked to medium rare.

I have no problem with them and I like both kinds of music, Country and Western*, err I mean partially cooked or fully cooked.

* Stolen from "The Blues Brothers"

pinback wrote:

Tdarcos wrote:I like legs and breasts

Yeeeaah. /wink

Nice touch. Well done.

pinback wrote:

If I was going to have an expensive 1 1/2" steak, I'd cook it in the oven

You just slap that meat on a cookie sheet and throw it on in there, huh?

I'll pay $8.51 for a video of you cooking a 1.5" steak.

One uses different tools for different purposes, and an oven would be better for a good quality steak than an electric grill. I mean, I have a kitchen appliance that's only good for one thing. Can only make one thing with it and nothing else. A waffle maker. That's all you can use it for, but it does its one job perfectly.

pinback wrote:

Go engage reflexively in sexual intercourse, Pinhead.

I like that you thought that was a funny like in 1988, and you're stickin' with it. That's dedication.

I thought it was more literate than what it translates into, "Go fuck yourself, Pinhead."

pinback wrote:Flack, apologize to this man right now.

Tdarcos wrote:

pinback wrote:Flack, apologize to this man right now.

You are more likely to see a video of me on Youtube engaging reflexively in sexual intercourse, in hiiiiiiiiiigh definition.