Who's stupider, Dan Quayle or Sarah Palin?

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:49 pm

I'm aware what papers please means. It's your go to phrase for complaining everything is Nazi Germany.

Except that's stupid, everyone has to provide their papers for every goddamn thing in the world already.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:09 pm

A cop can't pull you over and ask for papers proving that you're a US citizen without probable cause. That's what the ID card thing means, that's what Trump was referring to.

We're not all a bunch of miserly old curmudgeons and you are not the wise, plucky young interloper shaking things up. There's vast periods of history you're willfully ignorant of, don't get worked up into a frenzy because topics removed from your sweet spot get referenced.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 1:40 pm

I know my history better than you asshole. Your "papers please" diatribe is a very tired one. Jesus, everything to you people is just one step away from Nazi Germany..

Jizaboz · Post by **Jizaboz** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 2:43 pm

The only thing "Nazi" about Trump is that he's a bit of a "Nationalist." America first. We're all Americans here, no problem with that.

Sanders (and increasingly Clinton) is quite a bit of a "Socialist".

Combine the two and you get Nationalist Socialist (Nazi)

Until both of these people join hands and combine into one being like Vegito from Dragon Ball Z, there is no such thing as a "Nazi" politician occurring here at all.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:08 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:I know my history better than you asshole. Your "papers please" diatribe is a very tired one. Jesus, everything to you people is just one step away from Nazi Germany..

Mandatory ID cards aren't a step away from Nazi Germany, Brainiac, it's literally what they had in Nazi Germany.

I rate this History Professor zero stars!!

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:14 pm

Jizaboz wrote:The only thing "Nazi" about Trump is that he's a bit of a "Nationalist." America first. We're all Americans here, no problem with that.

Sanders (and increasingly Clinton) is quite a bit of a "Socialist".

Combine the two and you get Nationalist Socialist (Nazi)

Until both of these people join hands and combine into one being like Vegito from Dragon Ball Z, there is no such thing as a "Nazi" politician occurring here at all.

Robb you got someone here with a functioning brain for once. I like this Jizzbob character

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:18 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:I know my history better than you asshole. Your "papers please" diatribe is a very tired one. Jesus, everything to you people is just one step away from Nazi Germany..
Mandatory ID cards aren't a step away from Nazi Germany, Brainiac, it's literally what they had in Nazi Germany.

I rate this History Professor zero stars!!

You have a mandatory ID card idiot, like 4 of them. Birth Certificate, Driver's License, SS card, debit card.

If you want to rail against something worthwhile. Why not figure out why the card you need to prove you can fucking almost drive is the most important piece of identification in your wallet.

Also I have exciting news today I will present my platform for a better America.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:20 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:I know my history better than you asshole. Your "papers please" diatribe is a very tired one. Jesus, everything to you people is just one step away from Nazi Germany..
Mandatory ID cards aren't a step away from Nazi Germany, Brainiac, it's literally what they had in Nazi Germany.

I rate this History Professor zero stars!!

Nazi Germany also had running water, toilets, food, people, grass and air. Fucking doomed man.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:46 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Also I have exciting news today I will present my platform for a better America.

You're leaving it?

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:50 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:Also I have exciting news today I will present my platform for a better America.
You're leaving it?

You guys doing a sitcom play script? It's excellent so far.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:16 am

Not intentionally. My brother has a certain folksy wisdom about him, and I genuinely look forward to his plan for a better America.

He is the last of America's truth-tellers.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 7:22 am

I would like the plan please.

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:21 am

Btw, is he the only republican in the forum, or are there more?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:44 am

I... I think that's about it.

ICJ · Post by **ICJ** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:42 am

I think it is safe to say that Jizaboz leans Republican. Right? Here's my JOLT COUNTRY POLITICS ANALYSIS!! If I got something wrong, for God's sake don't post, we like it when there's 4 posts a week here.

Knuckles the Clown: Die-hard conservative Republican

Flack: Socially liberal, fiscally conservative

Pinback: Socially liberal, fiscally conservative

Roody: Socially liberal, fiscally conservative? Perhaps?

Aardvark: Socially liberal, fiscally conservative

Worm: Socially liberal, otherwise an anarchist

gsdgsd: Socially liberal, fiscally conservative(?)

ChainGangGuy: Socially liberal, much more into housing squatter's rights than you might think at first

TDARCOS: Objectivist / libertarian

Bruce: Socially liberal, big on gun rights, Libertarian tendencies

Jack Straw: Socially liberal, also big on gun rights

Bugs: die hard liberal in all respects, Dukakis in a tank

Lysander: die hard liberal

RetroRomper: Berekely liberal minus the obsession with kind bud

RealNC: Greek, or, socially liberal, fiscally liberal I assume

That's the top 10 posters, if you're sad I didn't do you, post more.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:24 am

ICJ wrote: Jack Straw: Socially liberal, also big on gun rights

BEST OF!

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:00 pm

So, why can't you move away from NY, KNuckles? Don't you have functioning legs?

OH WAIT THAT'S CMDR TACOS.

I'm basically a whitey-hating liberal who loves guns. Just so you know.

Bruce

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:16 pm

Potatoe
And Abstinence Only.

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:18 pm

ICJ wrote:I think it is safe to say that Jizaboz leans Republican. Right? Here's my JOLT COUNTRY POLITICS ANALYSIS!! If I got something wrong, for God's sake don't post, we like it when there's 4 posts a week here.

Knuckles the Clown: Die-hard conservative Republican

Flack: Socially liberal, fiscally conservative

Pinback: Socially liberal, fiscally conservative

Roody: Socially liberal, fiscally conservative? Perhaps?

Aardvark: Socially liberal, fiscally conservative

Worm: Socially liberal, otherwise an anarchist

gsdgsd: Socially liberal, fiscally conservative(?)

ChainGangGuy: Socially liberal, much more into housing squatter's rights than you might think at first

TDARCOS: Objectivist / libertarian

Bruce: Socially liberal, big on gun rights, Libertarian tendencies

Jack Straw: Socially liberal, also big on gun rights

Bugs: die hard liberal in all respects, Dukakis in a tank

Lysander: die hard liberal

RetroRomper: Berekely liberal minus the obsession with kind bud

RealNC: Greek, or, socially liberal, fiscally liberal I assume

That's the top 10 posters, if you're sad I didn't do you, post more.

And LG? sold out her gender for 30 pieces of silver.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:49 pm

bruce wrote:So, why can't you move away from NY, KNuckles? Don't you have functioning legs?

OH WAIT THAT'S CMDR TACOS.

I'm basically a whitey-hating liberal who loves guns. Just so you know.

Bruce

Waitasec. You ARE white. Why do you hate white people suddenly?

Who's stupider, Dan Quayle or Sarah Palin?

Who was stupider?