Crazy Doodles

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Feb 25, 2020 5:36 pm

Commander, I got an idea for a cool Halloween prank you can play...

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Mar 01, 2020 5:09 pm

Jizaboz · Post by **Jizaboz** » Sun Mar 01, 2020 11:41 pm

AArdvark wrote: Sun Mar 01, 2020 4:50 pm

Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in NEW JERSEY!

The Happiness Engine · Thu Mar 05, 2020 8:30 pm

Please... so many things have already gone wrong in my toilet...

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:37 pm

Jizaboz · Post by **Jizaboz** » Sun Mar 22, 2020 8:26 pm

That one made me laugh and not even because of the news heh-heh

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:59 pm

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 5:55 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:10 pm

Is this Aardvark's "Dark Hour"? Is he trying to tell us something?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:13 pm

It happend to me in a bar once, pretty much the way it's pictured above

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:15 pm

Tdarcos wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:47 pm
pinback wrote:
Tdarcos wrote: "It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
- Stewie Giffin quoting Jamie Gump in Red Dragon
Wow, every single word of that attribution was wrong. Astonishing work, Commander.
The quote was goddam absolutely perfect, you asshole:

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Bumping this because goddamn, the ability of people on this BBS to be 100% wrong and double down on it is amazing. AMAZING.

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:47 pm

You bumped a terrible 3 year old post in AArdvark's Crazy Doodle thread in protest to events that occurred outside of AArdvark's Crazy Doodle thread? What happened to you?

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Apr 12, 2020 5:01 am

I bet he's pissed because of a sack of presidential shit and all the Kool-Aid followers

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:32 am

He's all whipped up!

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sun Apr 12, 2020 9:26 am

AArdvark wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 5:55 pm

Danny Spitz is the former lead guitarist of Anthrax. After selling more than 30 million records, Spitz quit the band to become a watchmaker. (From Wikipedia: "Spitz has earned Swiss and American degrees in luxury mechanical watchmaking and micro-mechanical engineering, certified as watchmaker instructor for the North American operations of Swiss watch company Chopard.") After making this move, several of his ex-bandmates made snide comments during his divorce, saying that Spitz was so short and ugly that the only reason women were ever interested in him was because he played in Anthrax.

Until your cartoon, that was the best example of clockblocking I had ever heard. Thank you for reminding us that the pendulum is mightier than the sword.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Apr 12, 2020 4:09 pm

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sun Apr 12, 2020 5:57 pm

Adding "Horse Cheese" to my list of potential band names.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Apr 13, 2020 3:16 am

That's actually a callback to page 28

But it's nice to spread the cheese around

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:35 am

This thread is the only thing keeping me going. That and the schnapps.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 15, 2020 6:12 pm

Things are running a little bit right now.

Can we have a Crazy Doodle about settling down? Calming down?

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