Jolt Country

Commander, I got an idea for a cool Halloween prank you can play...

AArdvark wrote: Sun Mar 01, 2020 4:50 pm

Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in NEW JERSEY!

Please... so many things have already gone wrong in my toilet...

That one made me laugh and not even because of the news heh-heh

Is this Aardvark's "Dark Hour"? Is he trying to tell us something?

It happend to me in a bar once, pretty much the way it's pictured above

Tdarcos wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:47 pm

pinback wrote:

Tdarcos wrote: "It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
- Stewie Giffin quoting Jamie Gump in Red Dragon

Wow, every single word of that attribution was wrong. Astonishing work, Commander.

The quote was goddam absolutely perfect, you asshole:

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Bumping this because goddamn, the ability of people on this BBS to be 100% wrong and double down on it is amazing. AMAZING.

You bumped a terrible 3 year old post in AArdvark's Crazy Doodle thread in protest to events that occurred outside of AArdvark's Crazy Doodle thread? What happened to you?

I bet he's pissed because of a sack of presidential shit and all the Kool-Aid followers

He's all whipped up!

AArdvark wrote: Sat Apr 11, 2020 5:55 pm

Danny Spitz is the former lead guitarist of Anthrax. After selling more than 30 million records, Spitz quit the band to become a watchmaker. (From Wikipedia: "Spitz has earned Swiss and American degrees in luxury mechanical watchmaking and micro-mechanical engineering, certified as watchmaker instructor for the North American operations of Swiss watch company Chopard.") After making this move, several of his ex-bandmates made snide comments during his divorce, saying that Spitz was so short and ugly that the only reason women were ever interested in him was because he played in Anthrax.

Until your cartoon, that was the best example of clockblocking I had ever heard. Thank you for reminding us that the pendulum is mightier than the sword.

Adding "Horse Cheese" to my list of potential band names.

That's actually a callback to page 28



But it's nice to spread the cheese around

This thread is the only thing keeping me going. That and the schnapps.

Things are running a little bit right now.

Can we have a Crazy Doodle about settling down? Calming down?