Jolt Country

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:38 pmvisit the Royal Gorge Bridge in Colorado.

I thought that bridge looked fat. It had gorged out.

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:38 pmat one time it held records for being the largest suspension bridge in the world

I was only kidding when I said it looked fat, now I find out it's true!

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:38 pm but doing a bit of research it got bumped off

1. Remind me never to ask you to do any research about me. I don't wanna die!
2. You need to be more careful in doing research to avoid hitting things
3. I hope no one was on the bridge when your research bumped it
4. I wonder how they handle a dead bridge. Autopsying one must be a real son-of-a-bitch to do.

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:38 pm they all look shitty and gay so fuck those other bridges.

How do you do that? And how do you tell which bridges are gay and which bridges are straight? And what do you do when you find one?
(Walks up to bridge) "Oops, wrong end." (Goes to other end) "Perfect." (Unzips fly.)
Or: (Notices man licking bridge girder) "What on earth are you doing?" "Foreplay."

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:38 pmThey should market it as The World's Largest Recreational Bridge

In Colorado? People will start smoking it!

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:38 pmthe bridge has gained a bit of notoriety over the years as a hot spot for suicidal bridge jumpers.

Gay bridge lovers who find the bridge "doesn't swing that way" or that the bridge isn't compatible with them?

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:38 pmit still boils my blood to this day that the fine folks of Colorado would build such a wonderful recreational bridge for people to enjoy with their families

As I said, once people inCcolorado discover something is for recreational use they're going to want to smoke it, If they ever find out it has joints, it's all over. Or women who discover it's hard and totally straight.

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:38 pmand that there are people out there who would just shit all of that up by throwing themselves off of it.

As opposed to people who would take a shit on the bridge and throw up all over it?

Tdarcos wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:17 am

Billy Mays wrote: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:38 pmThey should market it as The World's Largest Recreational Bridge

In Colorado? People will start smoking it!

That one wasn't too bad.

Notices man licking bridge girder)

Dude, man..that explicit Caltrops content is starting to creep in over here.

Sure they don't have happy ending nurses in your place? Sounds like you could use one

Someone could get the commander a lot of happy endings with $3,000 cash. All you need to do is post the serial number on this $20 bill that's hanging over my monitor. I'm staring at it right now!

MG 79385413 C

Is that at least close enough for you to pay the staff off to stop abusing The Commander?

This isn't a guessing game like Mastermind. You guys either read the number and get $3k, or don't, and get nothing.

I think that puts a lot of pressure on some of us junior mentalists.

Flack, let's face up to the fact that nobody got the serial number, or they'd have posted it by now. If you want to do some good with the money, donate it to the Freedom From Religion Foundation, American Atheists, and/or the American Red Cross.

As a skeptic I have to figure that it does not work, as there is no evidence that it does. Besides, I think the CIA, or somebody, tried an experiment and came up with bupkis. This is the sort of thing it is perfectly reasonable for them to sppend money on. This particular udea has been proposed, there is no evidence or studies either way, and if it did work it would have serious intelligence and military uses. If reasonable, you can't dismiss an idea that is related to your mission and not on its face preposterous without at least testing the hypothesis.

Shark Week paid off this morning at the casino so the pile is up to $3,250.

MC96030471

I'm seeing a number on the bill. Let me guess.

100?

I have to take Paul's side on this, Flack should give the three thousand dollars to the atheists.

Also, fun fact, a thousand dollars is called a rack and a thousand racks is called a bible so if Flack gave them a million dollars then he would be donating a bible to the atheists.

Who makes up those names? Is that gangster slang?

THE
SLEEPING WITH THE
FISHES
AARDVARK

Actually, bible makes a lot of sense since 100 racks is called a book and bible means many books.

I believe rack is referring to the printing press at the mint. Like if you have a rack you have all the money that printed out during one cycle of the machine?

Tdarcos wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:02 pm Besides, I think the CIA, or somebody, tried an experiment and came up with bupkis. This is the sort of thing it is perfectly reasonable for them to sppend money on. This particular udea has been proposed, there is no evidence or studies either way, and if it did work it would have serious intelligence and military uses. If reasonable, you can't dismiss an idea that is related to your mission and not on its face preposterous without at least testing the hypothesis.

Yes, from what I've read this is true. However, after reading "Penetration" (heh-heh) by Ingo Swann a few years ago, I just always thought it would be fun thing to try. And it has been so far!

I still have that new location in mind if you want?

I'm getting a vision of a seashore, water pure aqua, the color of swimming pool tiles, with golden sand because the sun is a ball very low near water level, there is a dark mountain range to the left running out into the ocean for a ways, before tapering off about 50-100 feet into the ocean, forming a slight cove. There is a yellow sailboat with a single white sail being tacked into the wind as a well-tanned man with no shirt or shoes and dark navy blue swimming trunks with a yellow stripe down the side is standing on the boat, hanging on, standing next to the sail and leaning out, presumably to steer.

Eh, with my luck I'm just picking up an ad bumper for The Travel Channel.

Billy Mays wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:16 pm I still have that new location in mind if you want?

Go for it. Pretty sure none of us are even going to get 3 digits in a row right for Flack's Grand Master Test!

Tdarcos wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:36 pm I'm getting a vision of a seashore, water pure aqua, the color of swimming pool tiles, with golden sand because the sun is a ball very low near water level, there is a dark mountain range to the left running out into the ocean for a ways, before tapering off about 50-100 feet into the ocean, forming a slight cove. There is a yellow sailboat with a single white sail being tacked into the wind as a well-tanned man with no shirt or shoes and dark navy blue swimming trunks with a yellow stripe down the side is standing on the boat, hanging on, standing next to the sail and leaning out, presumably to steer.

Eh, with my luck I'm just picking up an ad bumper for The Travel Channel.

Hahahah

Tdarcos wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:36 pm I'm getting a vision of a seashore, water pure aqua, the color of swimming pool tiles, with golden sand because the sun is a ball very low near water level, there is a dark mountain range to the left running out into the ocean for a ways, before tapering off about 50-100 feet into the ocean, forming a slight cove. There is a yellow sailboat with a single white sail being tacked into the wind as a well-tanned man with no shirt or shoes and dark navy blue swimming trunks with a yellow stripe down the side is standing on the boat, hanging on, standing next to the sail and leaning out, presumably to steer.

Eh, with my luck I'm just picking up an ad bumper for The Travel Channel.

You have to wait for me to release the four letters first, unless this was a completely unrelated to the topic Tdangent then please carry on Commander.

Jizaboz wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:11 pmGo for it.

Ok, same format as before. The four letters are:

CTHP