Jolt Country

Went to the JAMES, BITCH. That doctor wants to load me up with a combination of different drugs! My local doctor also wants to do that in theory, but recent trials have shown that it doesn't help, so she does not. I will get more scans at the JAMES, BITCH, just to make sure everyone has the latest, best information, and then we're gonna have a...

DOCTOR FIGHT!

When the doctors (inevitably) offer two completely different opinions / treatment plans, how will you decide which to follow?

Anything short of a Deathmatch between the two is not an acceptable answer.