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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:24 pm
by Lex
I'd rather you didn't. Y'see, you've proved you support me by being quiet. Honest. Not because you haven't read it.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:36 pm
by bruce
Lex wrote:I'd rather you didn't. Y'see, you've proved you support me by being quiet. Honest. Not because you haven't read it.
That's right, Lex! Remind her that women should be <b>silent</b> and <b>submissive</b>! Show us how it's all done in Merry Olde Scotland, where men are men and sheep run scared!

Awww fuck. Except you were replying to ICJ, weren't you? Sigh. Well, RobB's pretty fruity, so maybe it's the same thing.

Bruce

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:25 pm
by Worm
To revive this thread I'd like to say Keza is against MTV pop culture for nothing more than the cliche and probably has no real passion about it.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:10 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote: Vitre-cola bites her nails?
She has taken to biting my nails.
Eats cherry pie filling straight from the can?
If I decide as much.
Kicks her smuggled-in beer during movies?
No. She is graceful.
Talks into her wallet?
Only when she needs to be beamed up dammit Scotty now!
Worships Jay Mohr and Jason Lee?
When it comes to comedy:

"I should be enough for him." -- Rachel, _Blade Runner_
Dyes her hair a fruity blonde color?
She has talked about changing its color. Which would be nice, because after all there is something "bleh" about a hair color that is FUCKING PERFECT.
Leaves her buddies hanging as to when he'll be coming to town so they can schedule the rest of their vacation time for the year?
Look, man, I have responsibilities now.
Has a brother who chaws tobaccy and knocks over glassfuls of spitjuice?
No, but if she's lucky and continues to play her cards right she might get a brother-in-law who does that.
Delays the release of games longer than 3D Realms?
She doesn't delay the release of anything.
Believes that pizza boxes are functional and beautiful apartment decorations?
She does like to recycle, but no.
Wears a Saints jersey that's positively antediluvian?
Actually... er, no comment.
Believes that somehow Sega shouldn't have been humliated and destroyed in the console wars, like they were?
I sure hope so. She is "right thinking" and all "right thinking" people think that. PS: Fag.
Listens to Hall and Oates?
She, like everyone else, enjoys "Out of Touch."
Gets a guy dressed like Duke Nukem to sign her Gravis Gamepad?
No, she doesn't play games.

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:23 pm
by AArdvark
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THAT WAS EXTREMELY FUNNY
AARDVARK

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 11:01 pm
by bruce
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:
Has a brother who chaws tobaccy and knocks over glassfuls of spitjuice?
No, but if she's lucky and continues to play her cards right she might get a brother-in-law who does that.
Lamest. Way. To. Pop. The. Question. EVAR.

Bruce

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:42 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
bruce wrote:Lamest. Way. To. Pop. The. Question. EVAR.
That wasn't me popping the question, that was me being a jerk and attempting to imply that being sucked into my family was some sort of privilege or something.

Now that I am not "riffing": It ain't.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 5:03 am
by Kezaaaaaaaa
Worm wrote:To revive this thread I'd like to say Keza is against MTV pop culture for nothing more than the cliche and probably has no real passion about it.
Correct. But I'm used to this by now. I make ONE mildly contentious comment and it's "Why the fuck should I care about YOUR point of view, Kelly? What the fuck are you ON, Kelly?" Have adopted sort of weary acceptance of this man's ceaseless criticism and overrreaction, because continuation of arguments results merely in childish name-calling...

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:35 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Kezaaaaaaaa wrote:Correct. But I'm used to this by now. I make ONE mildly contentious comment and it's "Why the fuck should I care about YOUR point of view, Kelly? What the fuck are you ON, Kelly?" Have adopted sort of weary acceptance of this man's ceaseless criticism and overrreaction, because continuation of arguments results merely in childish name-calling...
I thought "Kelly" was your name, not an insult. What does Kelly translate to in 'American'?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:38 pm
by Keza
I was referring more to "vehement little spore", which has kept me amused for much of the past week.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:55 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Keza wrote:I was referring more to "vehement little spore", which has kept me amused for much of the past week.
Ah. Yeah, that translates to our brains the same way it does to yours.

For what it's worth, I did start that Laser Squad Nemesis game with Lex last night. You like brunettes, right? With really long hair, sometimes braided? No reason. No reason, heh heh!! I ask mostly out of curiousity.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:53 pm
by Vitriola
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:For what it's worth, I did start that Laser Squad Nemesis game with Lex last night.
So, Madden's N.O. Saints were 8-2 on the side of the Laser Squad, and the 2-6 Redskins were taking it up the ass for the Nemesis? And I thought LSN was a PC game?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 3:11 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Vitriola wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:For what it's worth, I did start that Laser Squad Nemesis game with Lex last night.
So, Madden's N.O. Saints were 8-2 on the side of the Laser Squad, and the 2-6 Redskins were taking it up the ass for the Nemesis? And I thought LSN was a PC game?
It is, although only barely!

Actually, I think I managed to get my entire turn in for LSN in between commercials for the Rams-Ravens (real life, not in the NFL2K2 or, as you put it "Madden", game I was playing). All I had to do was deploy my dudes for my first turn. It was never that LSN takes forever to play, but only that my password was forgotten, which I have since remembered.

I managed to deploy my guys and make up my team with extreme cunning, for what it's worth. I will not state that I think that the ultimate victory is going to be easy or anything, but you do have little to worry about. But for what it's worth, you're okay with girls who write about games, right? I mean, no big turn-off there or anything, right? No reason. No reason 't'all! Just curious on general principles.

speeding it up

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 3:15 pm
by Worm
Kezaaaaaaaa wrote:
Worm wrote:To revive this thread I'd like to say Keza is against MTV pop culture for nothing more than the cliche and probably has no real passion about it.
Correct. But I'm used to this by now. I make ONE mildly contentious comment and it's "Why the fuck should I care about YOUR point of view, Kelly? What the fuck are you ON, Kelly?" Have adopted sort of weary acceptance of this man's ceaseless criticism and overrreaction, because continuation of arguments results merely in childish name-calling...
shithead.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 4:00 pm
by Lex
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: For what it's worth, I did start that Laser Squad Nemesis game with Lex last night. You like brunettes, right? With really long hair, sometimes braided? No reason. No reason, heh heh!! I ask mostly out of curiousity.
Hey J, I'm afraid I didn't receive a startup file last-night, nor have since. I think you're gonna have to send that again -- for one reason or another, I have not received your turn results.

If you look up in the e-mail the "Game Number" for our bitch-up, I can grab it's files.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 4:14 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Okay, I'll take a look. It said it was successfully sent, so perhaps I only thought I solved my password problem.

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 4:16 pm
by Lex
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Okay, I'll take a look. It said it was successfully sent, so perhaps I only thought I solved my password problem.
The mystery of the Codo Brothers...

Continues...

Re: speeding it up

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 6:20 pm
by bruce
Worm wrote:
Kezaaaaaaaa wrote:childish name-calling...
shithead.
Fuckface.

Re: speeding it up

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:27 pm
by Worm
bruce wrote:
Worm wrote:
Kezaaaaaaaa wrote:childish name-calling...
shithead.
Fuckface.
Cock magnet.

Re: speeding it up

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:32 pm
by bruce
Worm wrote:
bruce wrote:
Worm wrote: shithead.
Fuckface.
Cock magnet.
Gravyneck.