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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:45 am
by Hobgoblin
I would define the 'magik of Keza' as her being able to hold a decent conversation with me and other people in a highly intellectual way. And how she looks like an 18-year-old without even trying. Lucky bitch.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:48 am
by Kezaaaaaa
...Chris?
Surely not...[/i]
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 7:51 am
by Worm
Jesus, first of all, learn the tags they are your tools. You must use each one to finally graduate to one of those stupid strikethrough jokes.
Next, it's obviously a chick if she's pissed about you looking eighteen.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 10:19 am
by Jethro Q. Walrustitty
What's worse, buying cigarettes or condoms for a 12-year-old?
I recall being shocked and flabberghasted at the former occuring to a friend of mine, but the latter doesn't shock me quite so much... though, I suppose, it'd be different if it actually happened to someone I'd know. It certainly sounds wrong. I mean, you can't even get into PG-13 movies by yourself (legally) at that age. You're still two years away from even that pedophile Shakespeare's wet-dream fantasy Romeo and Juliet characters.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 12:10 pm
by Guest
Worm wrote:Jesus, first of all, learn the tags they are your tools. You must use each one to finally graduate to one of those stupid strikethrough jokes.
Next, it's obviously a chick if she's pissed about you looking eighteen.
No shit Sherlock. I'm a transexual. Best of both worlds. I'm sorry, can't help it with tags, they just seem to crawl onto the screen from my mind....
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:12 pm
by BOB
Someone slaughter it verbally so we can all go home.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:07 pm
by Lex
I don't want to do that, lest it turn out to be a dear friend of Keza's, such as an ex-girlfriend.
ICJ! Your BBS needs you! Come, break out that incredibly powerful incendiary device you keep locked away in your head! Unless you cut this little imp off at the root who knows how many tiny British people will turn up!
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:12 pm
by bruce
Lex wrote:I don't want to do that, lest it turn out to be a dear friend of Keza's, such as an ex-girlfriend.
An ex-
girlfriend? Oh, my, the plot thickens, with the addition of underage lesbianism to the already volatile mix!
Bruce
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:43 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Lex wrote:ICJ! Your BBS needs you! Come, break out that incredibly powerful incendiary device you keep locked away in your head! Unless you cut this little imp off at the root who knows how many tiny British people will turn up!
Yeah. I'm like the anti-Gandalf here. "All may pass!"
Anyway, I have like an hour's worth of threads to catch up on tonight. Around 8:00MST there should be more content here.
I don't understand why you guys have a problem with Hobbie, though. He seems perfectly rational to me.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:50 pm
by Lex
You bastard.
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:51 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Lex wrote:You bastard.
Tell us about your girlfriend's ex-girlfriends.
Hehe
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:20 am
by HobbyGobby
BOB wrote:Someone slaughter it verbally so we can all go home.
Thanks for recognising my exsinstence as a hermaphrodite. No-one usually does that....
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:22 am
by HobbyGobby
bruce wrote:Lex wrote:I don't want to do that, lest it turn out to be a dear friend of Keza's, such as an ex-girlfriend.
An ex-
girlfriend? Oh, my, the plot thickens, with the addition of underage lesbianism to the already volatile mix!
Bruce
There is no such thing as underage lesbianism. Just underage homosexual intercourse.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:25 am
by HobbyGobby
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Lex wrote:ICJ! Your BBS needs you! Come, break out that incredibly powerful incendiary device you keep locked away in your head! Unless you cut this little imp off at the root who knows how many tiny British people will turn up!
Yeah. I'm like the anti-Gandalf here. "All may pass!"
Anyway, I have like an hour's worth of threads to catch up on tonight. Around 8:00MST there should be more content here.
I don't understand why you guys have a problem with Hobbie, though. He seems perfectly rational to me.
Right cheers ICJ. I am an 'It' though not a 'He'. Oh it's not ICj who's Hobby, Lex. Foiled again by your red feline friend!
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:26 am
by Keza
I don't HAVE any ex-girlfriends. I am not, never have been, and never shall be a fucking lesbian.
For God's sake.
I have no idea as to the motivation behind these vehement attacks on dear Lex, but it's actually quite entertaining...
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:07 am
by Violet
I don't HAVE any ex-girlfriends. I am not, never have been, and never shall be a fucking lesbian.
Damn. That's just too bad.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:30 am
by bruce
Keza wrote:I don't HAVE any ex-girlfriends. I am not, never have been, and never shall be a fucking lesbian.
How about a licking lesbian? I've never found the strap-on all that convincing, anyway. Might you someday--when you're not
15 anymore--become a licking lesbian?
Bruce
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:46 am
by Lex
No. I'm not allowed to mention anything on this subject, but I am almost certain I'm stepping the line just by saying this...
She has a dark secret... A dark secret Stronger than her will.
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:21 am
by Keza
Careful, you!
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:28 am
by Casual Observer
Keza, there's nothing to be ashamed of. My girlfriend has been with women (and other girls when she was younger). She says that most women have had at least one experience either on a sleepover with girlfriends or in college or just in the run of things. There's nothing wrong with this and it drives us guys wild so it's good for everyone.