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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:38 pm
by Tdarcos
pinback wrote:But first, let me take a selfie!
I didn't write either of these:
Did you hear about the guy who went to a Gambler's Anonymous meeting and offered 10-1 odds that they couldn't stop?
There was a professional pilot who was an alcoholic and had trouble going to Alcoholcs Anonymous meetings. He found, however, that it always helped if he had a couple of stiff belts before going to a meeting.
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 7:35 pm
by bruce
Reviving the thread!
So, Ben, did you fall off the wagon?
If yes, was it in spectacular fashion?
If yes, please tell us all about it!
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:21 pm
by RetroR
Should we all pitch in a few bucks to buy Pinner a month supply of naltrexone? Do we care enough to help our friend in need?!
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:21 pm
by AArdvark
What, more Tabasco?
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 6:34 am
by pinback
bruce wrote:Reviving the thread!
So, Ben, did you fall off the wagon?
Yep!
If yes, was it in spectacular fashion?
Yep!
If yes, please tell us all about it!
As the great Samuel Clemens once opined, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:51 pm
by AArdvark
But that's what the drunk base is for.
THE
READ ALL ABOUT IT
AARDVARK
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 9:12 am
by pinback
Okay! My wife shut me out of our bedroom last night, and now she's gone and I don't know where she went!
That SPECTACULAR enough for ya?!
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:15 pm
by Flack
Did she take the little green clown car?
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:22 pm
by RealNC
He's joking, right?
Yeah, he's joking.
But there's still that little shimmer of doubt that's preventing me from doing a really funny wife joke.
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:15 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
So question I'm 38 and I binge drink. Is that a form of alcoholism?
I drink at most 10 days a year. Probably 8 random times on a Friday or Saturday night with my friends at a bar or playing poker.
Then I go on a vacation every summer and drink 2 nights in a row.
On these nights I get absolutely bombed. 12-14 beers minimum over 4 hours. Then rum and shots rest of night.
On vacation probably 20 beers from 10am to 8pm then go out to bars and drink hard liquor.
However the other 355 days of the year, I do not touch alcohol. Do you have a glass of wine with dinner. Do not drink a beer when I get home from work etc. Not one drink.
So stone cold 100% sober 355 days a year. Near black out drunk the other 10.
Besides the incredible hangover and shakes the next morning I don't feel regret. Maybe 1 out of the 10 times I do or say something dumb while hammered.
Do I have a drinking problem?
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:17 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
should read "i do not have a glass of wine with dinner" but dickwad doesn't allow post editing. Probably because of pinbacks drinking.
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 6:39 pm
by co
Knuckles the CLown wrote:Do I have a drinking problem?
of course you do. why the fuck arent you enjoying in moderation at least some other days of the year?
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:47 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Guy gets drunk 10 times a year on the weekend and it's a problem now? Really?
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 9:11 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
you missed the point brother. He is asking why I dont drink more. THAT's the problem, not the binge drinking
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 8:19 pm
by bruce
Yay?
I need more to drink.