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You really need to talk the hot nurses into 8 minute sex

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Doctor Zither is running experiments on who will consume his mancum at a party?
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I dunno, half the time the Crazy Doodle is finished before I realize what I've drawn.

It sort of looks like a golf course, so maybe it's on a fifteenth tee at Torrey Pines or something

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AArdvark wrote: Tue Jun 16, 2020 3:07 pm You really need to talk the hot nurses into 8 minute sex
Guy who trained himself to masturbate fast so he wouldn't get caught: How the hell do you get it to last 8 minutes?
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Tdarcos wrote: Tue Jun 16, 2020 5:33 pm
AArdvark wrote: Tue Jun 16, 2020 3:07 pm You really need to talk the hot nurses into 8 minute sex
Guy who trained himself to masturbate fast so he wouldn't get caught: How the hell do you get it to last 8 minutes?
I used to watch a lot of prison documentaries and the term is called "gunning", that is when an inmate conceals himself in a creative way so that he can masturbate while watching a female staff member. Interestingly enough, "gunning" outside of prison refers to walking up to a female in person and flirting with them.

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AArdvark wrote: Tue Jun 16, 2020 3:19 pm I dunno, half the time the Crazy Doodle is finished before I realize what I've drawn.

It sort of looks like a golf course, so maybe it's on a fifteenth tee at Torrey Pines or something
Is it possible to learn this power?
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Is it possible to learn this power?
Its called 80 proof, anyone can do it

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I think Doctor Zither should be a character in Cyberganked. He's trying to get people to drink his semen.

What's that say on his shirt?

Are there any white people here who can play Doctor Zither?
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His shirt says: 'New Kids on the Block'.

I think Cyberganked NEEDS a Doctor Zither!

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And is that a sweater? It is a cyan sweater with "NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK" on it?

Also, I get the joke now. The Doctor handing out test tubes of his semen has a "New Kids" logo. I get it. I GET IT NOW.
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Boy if I had a dollar for every time I got tricked into working the slurp tent, I'd have a lot of sticky dollars.
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