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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:06 pm
by Guest
You know my job.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:07 pm
by Onion
My job is to taste good as a garnishing and make people cry.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:11 pm
by Jonathan Cusak
I have no job.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:20 pm
by Guest
penis

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:31 pm
by GOLDEN AGE
Anonymous wrote:penis
GOLDEN AGE!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:46 pm
by GAYBOT
My job is to be annoying.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:48 pm
by Everclear
My job is to knock you the fuck dead.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:49 pm
by Juan Gutierez
My job is to speak in bad American accent, sell you used car, and weed, lotts and lotts of weeeeeed.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:50 pm
by the brain
My job is to take over the world.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:50 pm
by Gaybot Quality Control
My job is to ask those people who post as GAYBOT to at least attempt to follow the correct format.


MORE TIT-FUCKING BASED CONTENT, PLEASE!

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:51 pm
by Law and Order
My job is to be obsilete. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:53 pm
by outraged parent
Gaybot quallity control wrote: More tit-fucking based content, please.
My job is to be righteously infuriated when this type of post exists on a BBS my child visits.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:59 pm
by Italian
My joba is to be a mem-ber of the mafia, kay?

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:04 pm
by Maestro
My job is to say "We're gonna miss you, bug!"

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:07 pm
by The Mayor of Townsville
My job is... uh... eh... Miss Bellum? I need help here!

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:08 pm
by Timmy
My job is to sit here at a computer and think up these posts. I hate my life.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:09 pm
by Rosa Parks
My job is to sit on a bus.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:09 pm
by A Noose
My job is to alleviate your suffering, Timmy.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:12 pm
by electricity
My job is to ensure that most everything in the world runs correctly. I am a force of nature, and can be turned on and off at will by a capricious God or Satan. Or movie director.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:14 pm
by Suicide Watch
My job is to make sure that Noose doesn't try any funny business with young Timmy over there. Hint hint.