Jolt Country

Hey, I liked it.

JC PERSONALS wrote:Seriously, this IS funny . . .
BLUE: Even if you break up with her she will fight endlessly to prove that your rod is up to measure!

This example should have been in a listing for Straw:

Straw: His ex broke up with him but still can't stop bragging about his endowment.

Perhaps a better one for Blue would be:

Blue: don't fuck her over or she'll shut off your power and get you evicted

I was going to get indignant and shit about people doing their own. Though if they are the quality of Casual's I have no complaints!

It's not like I do it in public places. About 2 to 3 times a day on average.

That's still chronic. Maybe if I had a vagina I'd too take a poke at it so often. Though do you sometimes just go nuts and do it fourteen times in one day to meet your weekly quota?

No, honestly I was being a little generous. On a good day I may do it four times but thats just because the other three orgasms weren't nearly filling enough. Also on days that I have to go to school. I may only do it once due to that fact that I also have to work.

And, she goes shopping at the porn stores with her sister and her brother-in-law.

Violet is quite a girl!

Show World in Henrietta is 24 hours now.

Dammit. I knew I should've flown back there this weekend :)

Wait what's my personal add... and it better include the orbs of power...

And Jeff, I brought your wife into a porn store before you did, in fact I was the sex toy supplier for my girly friends for a number of years before they finally built up the courage to come with me. Erm, to the store that is. And there are numerous 24hr adult stores in the Rochester area.

-LG

LG, not saying you didn't, just that when Violet goes, it's usually with her sister and b-i-l. I think she went once with her sister and another friend of hers (who was too scared to go alone.)

loafergirl wrote:And Jeff, I brought your wife into a porn store before you did, in fact I was the sex toy supplier for my girly friends for a number of years before they finally built up the courage to come with me. Erm, to the store that is. And there are numerous 24hr adult stores in the Rochester area.

Okay, I have mentioned to V the fact that there needs to be a trip we all take to one of those stores. She was enthusiastic about the prospects of this trip occuring!

It helped that one of us -- and possibly both -- were a little tipsy when we discussed this over AIM. Although I get the sense that we could both down a half-shot of "O'Doul's" and just the beery hint provided by "O'Doul" would be enough for the two of us to let our "inhibitions" down and get right to business and create a shopping list.

Probably going to get the tickets for Christmas like today. They are obscenely low. If I fly in on December 18th, that means that we don't have to fly on a Friday... the 19th. That means that there is no chance that I will miss anyone like I missed Oh-Niner and Violet because I am too squashed out and exhausted from my journey.

Jeff, you'd better get in on this as well. I don't mind looking like the $$ mad p!mp $$ in normal, everyday life, but if I go into one of those stores with four or five girls I will not look like an ironic pimp, but a very real one.

(I do have a cane, however, but no fur coat. If someone can find a fur coat I will totally bring my cane home and go into that place with JQW, the gals and possibly the attention of the LAW when they see me strut down the street and enter.)

loafergirl wrote: And there are numerous 24hr adult stores in the Rochester area.

What else? I always just hit up Show world cuz my boy Seth works graveyard.. it's nice having a friend "in the business" ;)

Jack Straw wrote:What else? I always just hit up Show world cuz my boy Seth works graveyard.. it's nice having a friend "in the business" ;)

Do they take the various objects there and "review" them, like they do with games at EB? In other words, try them out and put them back on the shelf? And if so, should I be worried or just repulsed?

Bahahaa! Not that I know of...that seems like it would be overstepping teh line.

Jonsey: I've been in porn stores more like than you've had hot dinners. Or, perhaps, dinners that didn't feature pizza. I have no problem stepping in there.

They do test all the equipment at the moment of purchase, so someone can't buy a $50 jackhammer-like vibrator, take it home and use it so hard that they break it, then return the sauce-covered thing and claim that it never worked.

As for "other" stores, there's a large one on Mt Read next Lexington that features a big sale on, I think, Wednesday nights for women. Something like 35% off, IIRC. They also have a big collection of what you and I were refer to as "strippergarb." Impressive, but we do usually end up at the Show World in Henrietta, as it's only a few minutes away.

As for the pimp thing...
"It was very hateful what you said about my coat. It's made from your momma's pubic hair."

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:They also have a big collection of what you and I were refer to as "strippergarb."

Strippergarb?

Like what? Come, come. Elucidate your thoughts.

Strippergarb.

STRIPPERGARB.

STRIPPERGARB.

In other news, guess who fell off the wagon today?

Not proud, not proud. Of course, I'm only saying this to elucidate sympathy from Worm. That's the REAL reason I smoke.

Jack Straw wrote:Not proud, not proud. Of course, I'm only saying this to elucidate sympathy from Worm. That's the REAL reason I smoke.

Elucidate? Try garner or provoke shithead!

I'd like to point out that I do know that I am working like some clockwork gadget in this response.