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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:27 pm
by Grocer
Perhaps a trade?
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18 Qxe7
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:06 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
It's not been a good week for me and trades. =(
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18 Qxe7
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:19 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Also, I think it's time to break this out...
Grocer, I'm sorry I only paid marginal attention until Pinback started making fun of me for being so stupid at chess.
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:32 pm
by Grocer
What does two men having a reverse grip circle jerk have to do with chess?
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:33 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Well, we've entered the end game, there can be only one, and I plan on jerking off several people who have posted in this thread.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:01 am
by pinback
Ziss izz more of zee middle game, I zink.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:03 am
by pinback
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's not been a good week for me and trades. =(
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18 Qxe7
Let's see, in response to grocers move, you made a baseball joke, broke out a giant, inappropriate GIF, and made threats to manually pleasure unspecified members of this thread.
Yep, all ya gotta do now is MAKE A MOVE.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:35 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
FUCK! When I pasted what I did there, I thought my move was listed. Crap, crap, crap. I want to -- nnnngh!
Thanks. I thought I was all set. EDITING.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:46 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
My bad. Once again, I thought that move was included in what I pasted last night.
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:16 pm
by Grocer
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:53 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Making my move in ONE SEC
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:54 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:51 pm
by Grocer
Sorry about the delay, I've been busy playing the new 2-layer connect-4 game and let me say it rocks.
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:45 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4 Nb4
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:53 am
by Grocer
Well, that's annoying. I held off castling way too long and now that knight has become a pest.
1. d4 Nc6 2. Nf3 g6 3. b3 b6 4. Bb2 Bh6 5. e4 f6 6. Nbd2 Bg5 7. Bd3 Nh6 8. Nxg5 fxg5 9. d5 Nb4 10. Bxh8 Ba6 11. Bxa6 Nxa6 12. Bg7 Nf7 13. h4 e5 14. h5 Qe7 15. hxg6 hxg6 16. Qf3 O-O-O 17. Qf6 Re8 18. Qxe7 Rxe7 19. Bf6 Re8 20. g4 Nb4 21. Kd1
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:11 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
It feels like I have not slept in weeks! A computer frustrates me every single day.
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4 Nb4
21. kd1 c6
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:27 pm
by Grocer
computers suck
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4 Nb4
21. kd1 c6
22. Nf3
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:47 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I do not care for them. I'll recharge ... on the morrow.
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4 Nb4
21. Kd1 c6
22. Nf3 cxd5
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:47 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
(Oh yeah, I would literally hang myself with a length of corn silk if I ever had to work in a field that wasn't computers for a single day. Let's not get crazy here, I'm exhausted but not that exhausted.)
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:50 pm
by Grocer
1. d4 Nc6
2. Nf3 g6
3. b3 b6
4. Bb2 Bh6
5. e4 f6
6. Nbd2 Bg5
7. Bd3 Nh6
8. Nxg5 fxg5
9. d5 Nb4
10. Bxh8 Ba6
11. Bxa6 Nxa6
12. Bg7 Nf7
13. h4 e5
14. h5 Qe7
15. hxg6 hxg6
16. Qf3 O-O-O
17. Qf6 Re8
18. Qxe7 Rxe7
19. Bf6 Re8
20. g4 Nb4
21. Kd1 c6
22. Nf3 cxd5
23. Nxg5