Jolt Country

So here's what we're gonna do. Since I no longer enjoy this place due to him shitposting and ruining every decent thread or discussion anyone tries to have, I am going to "look to the right", as Robb is fond of saying, and bug outta here for a while.

If it turns out he decides to leave or is otherwise removed by force, I will return.

So if either of those happens, someone email me!

Will you be making hot sauce during your hiatus?

So let me get this straight...I admit that I was being a bit of dick, it wasn't supposed to be anything malicious, but that is how it turned out so I admitted my guilt, tried to post meaningful things, and get things like:

pinback wrote:5. Roy Orbison, because I want you (Billy Mays) to be angered by this list, and everything else I post here, and also: http://bit.ly/2fcg8Op

and then ironically enough get this thrown at me a few posts down:

pinback wrote:I liked the one that wasn't an attention-seeking, annoying cry for validation, which was none of them.

So I don't care who busts my chops on this forum, just don't live in a glass house when you're throwing stones.

Yes, I am also up for the next round of hot sauce. Could it be red, a pleasant metaphor for your anger? Green, to symbolize the jealousy you so clearly feel for Roy Orbison?

How is it that EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE of you brittle maggots can't simply "note author while scrolling, unfocus eyes and scroll a little more to the next post"?!

It's a fucking BBS with like 10 posts a day, it's not THAT HARD to skip 3 of them.

Eagerly looking forward to next week's "Wah I can't be bothered to proofread EDITZ PLZ!!!!"

I just find it hilarious that for the first time ever, that someone managed to run Pinback off JC.

Oh the times they're a changing.

Could somebody throw this topic into the "Best of", or was that pinback's job?

The Happiness Engine wrote:How is it that EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE of you brittle maggots can't simply "note author while scrolling, unfocus eyes and scroll a little more to the next post"?!

Because you couldn't find anyone else's posts under his deluge of garbage. I'd have been squinting the whole time.

Welcome back.

pinback wrote:Because you couldn't find anyone else's posts under his deluge of garbage. I'd have been squinting the whole time.

Sorry you have Paul-eye. I really don't find it THAT hard to skim through the 10 minutes or so of posts the six or so of you make a day. Maybe take some reading classes?

Yeah, maybe I should do that!