Jolt Country

Saw this on the shelf while I was out shopping and thought... Why? Apparently that is the correct question to ask, as not only is it apparently terrible, but it opens up further possibilities such as:

Washington Post wrote:The problem with this cereal is not just that it makes the milk sour — thus depriving you of cereal milk, one of life’s simplest pleasures — but also that it opens up a portal to hell regarding What Foods Can be Other Foods.

They asked if Poprock or Twizzlers cereal is now fair game. Just Jesus though, I have enough trouble with cookie flavored cereal and now this.

Yeah WTF happened to Cookie Crisp? That shit tastes nothing like I recall in the 80s.. though it did NOT "stay crispy in milk".

Who the F would eat that? More to the point, who would buy that for their chillun?

THE
MONSTERS!
AARDVARK