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The girls look washed up but the dogs were a'ight.

Flack wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:50 pm The girls look washed up but the dogs were a'ight.

From In the Matter of: The Gatekeeper: The Gate Contracts, by Paul Robinson:

Tuesday morning the telephone woke me up to tell me it was time to go to work. I did all the usual personal business, then got dressed. When I came out, Lynn was sitting on the couch, watching some TV show where a talk show hostess was listening to some women tell all the intimate details of their sex life with dogs. When one of them mentions how when guys do this, they have to be careful or risk catching “Bangs Disease,” I decided to stop listening before either I busted a gut laughing or got nauseated from them talking about what they were up to.

What an interesting noggin you have.

What was funny was I wrote that piece as a humorous filler without the disease reference. Then I found out how men short-arming dogs can give them bangs disease, I just thought it was either iconic or terribly funny, and added it in..

Look, let's give it another couple days and I'll turn the shields back on. In the meantime, how hot were the dogs?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:38 pm Look, let's give it another couple days and I'll turn the shields back on.

Deflectors are ready, Phasers are at maximum, Captain. Waiting on firing solution.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:38 pm In the meantime, how hot were the dogs?

The last time we had them they were lukewarm, the hot chocolate was hotter. I'm sometimes tempted to complain about food not being served hot

I never even liked “hot teen pics” as a teenager..

I don't like pics anymore, bing videos search or nothin.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:38 pm Look, let's give it another couple days and I'll turn the shields back on. In the meantime, how hot were the dogs?

"Two girls, one pup."

Flack wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:03 pm "Two girls, one pup."

Have I ever told you how awesome you are?

Hahah