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The doctor informed me I tested positive. Yes, I do mean for Covid-19. I am surprised it has not been as bad as I feared. Have had some nausea and vomiting, and some chills. And he said I was supposed to get my computer. Not sure how long this phone has left, gotta go.

Mostly I was afraid Jonsey was going to have to close my thread after 8 years.


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Ah shit. Good luck Paul..

Dude! We're all pulling for you. Get better soon!

Ya Paul, you'll pull through this! We'll shower you in Jelly Beans once this is over.

Yeah, you can definitely beat this, Paul. Maybe Greg will have some advice or words of wisdom for you as he's experienced the disease firsthand. In the meantime, here are some inspirational stories.

104-Year-Old WWII Veteran Recovers From Coronavirus


99-Year-Old Woman Comes Home After Two Weeks In The Hospital

99-Year-Old Brazilian Artilleryman Wins Another Battle

Guys he asked us to guess what. I don't see any guesses.



.........."ADVANCED AIDS+!!!!!!"

bryanb wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2020 4:58 pm Yeah, you can definitely beat this, Paul. Maybe Greg will have some advice or words of wisdom for you as he's experienced the disease firsthand. In the meantime, here are some inspirational stories.

104-Year-Old WWII Veteran Recovers From Coronavirus


99-Year-Old Woman Comes Home After Two Weeks In The Hospital

99-Year-Old Brazilian Artilleryman Wins Another Battle

I'm seeing something in common with all these people and I'll give you a guess - leg count

On your JC Eulogy Page I plan on posting:

God dropped the mold when he made Paul.

Now may not be the most appropriate time to mention that but I was particularly proud of it when I thought it up earlier today and I was hoping nobody else here or on caltrops ever said the same thing?

You'll pull through! Here's to another 8 years of cheating celebs!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2020 5:48 pmI'm seeing something in common with all these people and I'll give you a guess - leg count

Having one leg down, will give him one leg up!

It took way too much shit to kill Edward Teach. Not sure where I was going with that one but there's a pirate joke and history lesson later perhaps.

Jizaboz wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2020 10:13 pm It took way too much shit to kill Edward Teach. Not sure where I was going with that one but there's a pirate joke and history lesson later perhaps.

Aye, mateys! Perhaps he had more things to teach people. Or maybe his nickname wasn't because his beard was black, but, because he was a pirate who didn't bathe enough, and it's dark from all the rotting food stuck in it!


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