Jolt Country

Last weekend I went shooting with my father in law, brother in law, and nephew. We shot those orange clay pigeons.

My first try I blasted that thing out of the sky. Ha! Ha ha ha!

That was the only pigeon I hit.

I don't remember which guns we shot but I'll describe them if this post gets 10k likes

I don't know what it is about those orange clay pigeons, but something about them makes you want to just blast the shit out of them.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:19 am Last weekend I went shooting with my father in law, brother in law, and nephew. We shot those orange clay pigeons.

My first try I blasted that thing out of the sky. Ha! Ha ha ha!

That was the only pigeon I hit.

I don't remember which guns we shot but I'll describe them if this post gets 10k likes

Well, it's said a picture is worth 1,000 words, so here you go...












10 pictures of the word "like." There is your 10,000 likes!

Billy Mays wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:55 pm I don't know what it is about those orange clay pigeons, but something about them makes you want to just blast the shit out of them.

After I had missed 10 in a row I just went over to the box of them, shoved the barrel of the shotgun down as far as it would go and pulled the trigger.

Tdarcos wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:23 pm10 pictures of the word "like." There is your 10,000 likes!

That's only 8,000 likes worth of pictures! There is an edit function here or you could have just reposted the two pictures! Were you that uncommitted to your idea that when you saw you only successfully posted 8 out of your intended 10 pictures that you just said "oh well, fuck it, may as well just go shit up some other thread rather than try and fix what I tried to do here."?

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:08 pm

Billy Mays wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:55 pm I don't know what it is about those orange clay pigeons, but something about them makes you want to just blast the shit out of them.

After I had missed 10 in a row I just went over to the box of them, shoved the barrel of the shotgun down as far as it would go and pulled the trigger.

You wouldn't be the first. There's some sort of primal voracious drive to destroy those fuckers that you will not get with anything else. Next time you are at walmart or wherever sells them try to walk by a box of them and not square your shoulders up a bit and think to yourself "you motherfuckers". It ain't happening, you're one of us now.

Always wanted to go skeet shooting! I go target shooting pretty often with pistols and rifles but don't own a shotgun yet. Maybe I'll get myself one for Christmas this year or something.

Skeet surfing is where it's at.

Roody!!!!!! How you been, pal?

Oh, can't complain. Had a nice 4th. Now just have to not blink too many times and have summer be over already.

Shooting is a lot of fun. I never had the chance to try a shotgun though, as the military doesn't use them. The most fun part was shooting heavy machine guns at night with mixed magazines of tracer and incendiary rounds, lighting trees on fire. Looked like lasers. I'm not a gun nut or anything, but I must say it's quite a blast shooting things.

Roody_Yogurt wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:44 pm Skeet surfing is where it's at.

Haha that sounds like an even more dangerous version of skim-boarding

Anyone else shoot Barney targets at a shooting range?

RetroRomper wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:19 am Anyone else shoot Barney targets at a shooting range?

"Come on baby get on the floor, everybody shoots the dinosaur."

Oh, wait a minute, you could be referring to wanting to shoot Fred's best friend from The Flintstones, which I would normally be mad at you over, but in view of your attempts to get professional help for your mental problems, I'll be understanding.

And this just gave me an idea for a new cartoon.

RetroRomper wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:19 am Anyone else shoot Barney targets at a shooting range?

Jizaboz wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:16 am

Roody_Yogurt wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:44 pm Skeet surfing is where it's at.

Haha that sounds like an even more dangerous version of skim-boarding

Love skeet shooting, done it a few times like boy scout camp and others. Best was a tourist ranch in Arizona on way to a Grand Canyon rafting trip. Hit 2/3 of the clay disks then rode a horse then hit 85mph on an ATV trip. Next day took a helicopter into the canyon and rafted out. Shooting part was fun but not best part.

Roody_Yogurt wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:53 am

Jizaboz wrote: Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:16 am

Roody_Yogurt wrote: Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:44 pm Skeet surfing is where it's at.

Haha that sounds like an even more dangerous version of skim-boarding

Ahhh hahaha