Jolt Country

Nah

Well, I like how you opened this up with a poll so I can't fault you there.

Why?

pinback wrote: Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:33 pm It's a simple question. A baby could answer it.

Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear off in 1997?

I only remember the whole thing because these appeared on the local news as a "blurb."

Dude, I could totally chump down on a case of chocolate ears right now.

RealNC wrote: Sat Aug 15, 2020 10:27 pmWhy?

If I knew the answer to the question, I wouldn't have asked it in the first place.

I don't get it.

RetroRomper wrote: Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:46 am I don't get it.

You're the main one who hates him. What don't you get, let me help you out. I'm here to help.

Anyway, it's 5-2 against. The crowd has...

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I've given Billy a really tough time, but I found this family photo of him online and it really humanizes why he's developed the way he has.

Ok, RetroRomper is now my favorite person here.

Mays Stays

We joke around a bunch but he's a good man.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:54 am We joke around a bunch but he's a good man.

He doesn't actually contribute to conversation nor threads besides derailing them with one sentence posts.

It's exactly like when kindergarten kids go up to another group of kids and start saying "Anyone want my buggers?"

RetroRomper wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 7:56 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:54 am We joke around a bunch but he's a good man.

He doesn't actually contribute to conversation nor threads besides derailing them with one sentence posts.

It's exactly like when kindergarten kids go up to another group of kids and start saying "Anyone want my buggers?"

He has lots of valuable contributions! Where would we be without him? It'd be a goddamn echo chamber!

He makes some good points. Maybe not about the current commander in chief but lots of good points on other stuff. I don't want to live in your LIBERAL SEWER, sir. Your DYSTOPIAN HELL PIT.

I think the important takeaway from this is that people here like me.

It's true. My MVP ballot right now is:

1A. RetroRomper
1B. Flack
3. BM
4. Finsternis

I have an event planned for this November that I hope puts me over the edge. It'll be like one of those David Blaine stunts, except a week long.

A NOVEMBER SURPRISE!