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Canada sucks.
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 6:42 pm
by Hate's Canada
First they won't air these biting
ads which address a real problem!
You can't even make
fake snuff porn there. What a fucking bone. My friends are going down their for the free weed. Just solid evidience that legalization of weed makes a place BLOW more than it already did!
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:08 pm
by Jack Straw
Going down to Canada? Where the fuck do you live, the North Pole?
Santa smokes weed. You should too.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:13 pm
by Bob Green
I demand an apology!
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:13 pm
by Larry King
I will not give it to you.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:11 pm
by Hate's Pedantry
Jack Straw wrote:Going down to Canada? Where the fuck do you live, the North Pole?
Jesus sweet fucking christ. I suppose you would of given me shit for being a mole person had I said up? If you had anything good to say about Canada you wouldn't of had to resort to nitpicking! Case and point!
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:14 pm
by The Corrector
Hate's Canada/Pedantry
The apostrophe is incorrect there, unless you are in fact intending to say that Hate
is Canada (and pedantry).
Hate's Pedantry wrote:Case and point!
Case
in point.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:29 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
The Corrector wrote:The apostrophe is incorrect there, unless you are in fact intending to say that Hate is Canada (and pedantry).
For what it's worth, next week, after this "Update Week" nonsense is finished, next week on Jolt Country it will be "Put the Apostrophe Anywhere You Fucking Well Please Week." I will be putting in a filter to change all instances of " s " into " 's ". And yes, I put that period on the outside of the quotes in order to clarify that I didn't mean that I was changing the filter to have it in there.
Grant me that, you filthy curs.
If you're planning on using the apostrophe in an appropriate manner next week, well, we don't want to see you anywhere near Jolt Country, then.
It will also be "Love"... I mean, "Love's Canada" week then, too, to makeup for everything.
Did you know that Canada doesn't have any nukes?
Re: Canada sucks.
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:09 pm
by Hates Canada & Pedantry
I don't have nuclear weaponry. That isn't really a plus for me is it? I do though like the corrector. I HATE that he missed the "their" that should be "there" in my original post.
Hate's Canada wrote: What a fucking bone. My friends are going down their for the free weed.
What the fuck is the corrector? Is this going to happen during the Great Correction?
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 6:56 pm
by Love's Misogyny
Who made those commercials? They rock! When the dude just wales on that waitress, then pour hot coffee all over her! Can you do that in Canada?
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:11 pm
by Hates Canada & Pedantry
You can't even have that stuff as a commercial! No you cannot even enjoy
fantasy abuse pr0n. There obscenity laws insure no fun of any kind.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:19 am
by Worm
Haha, classic me. Here's edit of those ads I recently updated.

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:11 am
by AArdvark
The apostrophe is incorrect there, unless you are in fact intending to say that Hate is Canada (and pedantry).
Know Canada, Know hate. No Cananda, no hate.
Good beer and hockey, tho.
THE
JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW
AARDVARK