Jolt Country

Oh boy!

While waiting outside in line to vote on Saturday, multiple men drove giant trucks waving giant Trump flags next to the sidewalk we were standing on, blared their horns, and shouted "TRUMP NATION!" at us.

In Oklahoma (and many states), it is illegal to display campaign materials, signs, or banners within 300 feet of a polling station, which they were doing and nobody seemed to care. It's also illegal to impede traffic on the highway and force a rolling stop on a campaign bus (or any other vehicle). I've already heard rumblings from in-laws that if Biden wins "he won't be my president, just like Trump wasn't your president." Trump has not acted with grace, honor, or like a gentleman one for a single day in four years, and I have a hard time believing he will change direction tomorrow night. I am not sure which would be worse, the smirking and the gloating if he wins, or what will happen if he loses, but I have stocked up on alcohol and Xanax and I'm not afraid to take them or potentially mix them.

Where's the drama and horseshit option?

AArdvark wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 4:15 pm Where's the drama and horseshit option?

You get that if you vote for Trump! (rimshot)

The world is watching. There's gonna be 24 hour live coverage of the US election in many countries. We call it the "planetarch election."

So don't embarrass yourselves.

Will there ever be a day when the current president's name is not in a news headline? How I long for that day.

THE
NEWSFLUSH
AARDVARK

So don't embarrass yourselves.

"Have we met?" - US

"Have we met?" - US

Yep, we did.

POLL APOLOGY: "It won't matter one way or the other." should have definitely been an option.