This just in.......

milkunits · Post by **milkunits** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 11:48 am

Vegas related article:

Man killed for singing Sinatra off-key
June 25 2003

A 25-year-old Filipino man has been stabbed dead for singing a Frank Sinatra classic out of tune during a birthday party.

Police officer Noel Albis said the victim, Casimiro Lagugad, was asked to sing Sinatra's popular song My Way during the party in the Manila suburban city of Caloocan on Sunday.

"Witnesses said the suspect, Julio Tugas, 48, one of the guests and a neighbour of the victim, got irked because Lagugad was singing out of tune," Officer Albis said.

"Tugas suddenly attacked the victim and stabbed him in the neck," he added.

Guests rushed Mr Lagugad to the hospital, but he died while being treated.

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Tugas later surrendered to village security officials, who turned him over to authorities.

Police are preparing homicide charges against the suspect, who apparently admitted to the crime.

Casimiro Lagugad · Post by **Casimiro Lagugad** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:01 pm

I am *damn dissatisfied* to be killed in this manner!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:05 pm

Wait. This is going to happen tomorrow?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:11 pm

"If it's a question of authority -- "

"Oh, there is... no question."

James Bond of 2035 · Post by **James Bond of 2035** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 3:12 pm

Why yes, as a matter of fact! This was reported by the revolutionary Future Problems Reporting network. They report on news items *before they happen*! Saves a lot of production costs, lemme tell ya. Say, Pinback? How's annoyatron 3 going?