Jolt Country

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

I just checked my email for the first time in a week, so...

The run-off vote will be concluded on Sunday, 1/3. The results will be BINDING and UNCHALLENGABLE. Or UNCHALLENGEABLE, depending on how you spell that.

This means there's only six of us on this board

I haven't voted yet. I DECIDE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES

Are we going to have to hold a caucus to finally decide this thing once and for all? There's still a few hours for a tiebreaker vote to be cast or for Governor Kemp to find some more votes, but this is increasingly looking like yet another tie vote.

Well, shit. One last kick in the balls from 2020.

It is clear that despite my best efforts, 2020 was Ice Cream Jones' year. He put up with more shit than any of us while continuing to gift us with this virtual clubhouse for us to play around and occasionally piss in. Therefor, I'd like to concede and name ICJ the winner. And also the wiener. Congrats, my man -- you earned it in 2020.

No, you don't just get to DECIDE who wins in a tied race. You are undermining our democracy. I realize that's "in" these days, but no.

CO-WINNERS, that's what I say.

I'll be calling you later to see if you can find some votes.

I appreciate that, but I also don't want Mays to ever return and think I respected his bit. So it seems like Co-MVPs is what the denizens have chosen.

Congrats Robb and Flack! While I personally supported Flack during both the regular season and the playoffs mostly because MAME Club was my favorite thread of 2020, I'm delighted to see two of my favorite posters get acknowledged for their good work during these desolate times. Maybe next time we can ALL be winners!

we are all winners, everyone gets a trophy!

AArdvark wrote: Mon Jan 04, 2021 4:25 pm we are all winners, everyone gets a trophy!

Now I feel you don't respect the bit.

AArdvark wrote: Mon Jan 04, 2021 4:25 pm we are all winners, everyone gets a trophy!

Three things:

1. "If everyone is a winner then no one is." - Paraphase of Syndrome, The Incredibles (and probably even older.)
2. "Everyone's a winner, baby, that's the truth ... Everyone's a winner, baby, that's no lie..." -Hot Chocolate, Every 1's a Winner
3. "You get a trophy! And you get a trophy! And you get a trophy!" - Paraphrase of Oprah.