I realize that it's the policy of guys with abberently small penises to overcompensate by being all "tough" and beating their chests like nothing can faze them, so I forgive you this transgression, Jack. Just understand that some of us with balls bigger than BBs can actually have emotions, actually accept them, and actually try to deal with them, instead of adding three foot spoilers to our shitty hatchbacks
After sleeping with Jack Straw for the last 4 years I would just like to say that he has a really good sized penis almost 9 inches to be exact.
and talk about how you'd bang that secretary silly if only he-- oops, if only SHE would give you the time of day, but of course she won't, because you're grotesque, but that just makes her a stupid bitch who'd probably just lay there like a bar of soap anyway. But like I said, I forgive you for that one.
I take that as a personal attack. Jack Straw has always been the best looking guy in any room I have been in and if you are saying that any woman who would give him the time of day is a stupid bitch then you just called me that. You better hope that I never meet you in person because I will bitch slap you Mr. Midlife Penis Complex (Pinback.)
By the way if you are that interested in the size of his penis ...here is a taste...
And if I may be so bold and play Devil's Advocate for a moment, one can't really determine the size of the penis in question, what with the fact that your head was on it in the manner it was and, ah, from the angle that it was.
Thats why you pay attention to the fact that my whole hand was covering it and there were several inches exposed and the rest was in my mouth however you can see the buldge in my cheek...
you don't have much experience judging penis size do you Robb?
Blue wrote:Robb youa re no fun at all... you enjoyed pictures of me topless on Groucho for years.
No, no, by all means, don't misunderstand me -- you can link to whatever you like in the Troll Room base. Link to whatever pictures you like in there. The rest of the bases I attempt to keep somewhat safe for work.
Hey, how've you been, anyways? I'd ask "what have you been up to," but if the picture up there is any indication, I'd say about eight, eight-and-a-half inches, if you follow me. =)
Blue wrote:Thats why you pay attention to the fact that my whole hand was covering it and there were several inches exposed and the rest was in my mouth however you can see the buldge in my cheek...
Fair enough. In my defense, I was at work so I didn't get quite the opportunity to give it quite the look-over that the picture would deserve before having to close the window.
you don't have much experience judging penis size do you Robb?
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Hey, how've you been, anyways?
It is anyway. The only reason 'anyways' is in some online dictionaries it is because dictionaries are obviously catering to the wrong!
I don't see the big fucking upset here. I don't see the need of a "Oh, no you didn't, girlfriend", head shaking, Ricki Lake type fiasco. This is what Ben does. It happens more if he is fucking pissed off. You aren't supposed to confront anyone. That just ... isn't how it works. It is all in miserable twisted fun. I may of gotten pissed when the The Corrector ... well, corrected me when I was "Hates Canada & Pedantry" but it wasn't really pedantry. I didn't call in a ringer or didn't stop a ringer from coming in. Unless this is all a huge gag ... then that is okay.
Thanks, Worm. I appreciate your support. The thing is, though (and I know this is hard to believe for guys like us) some so-called "men" are so weak and insecure that they actually need their girlfriends to step in and defend them whenever they feel the least bit attacked. It's sad, I know, but it happens.
So, instead of being angry with Jack, do what I do. Pity him. I mean, heck, he might bring his mother in next time.
Thanks, Worm. I appreciate your support. The thing is, though (and I know this is hard to believe for guys like us) some so-called "men" are so weak and insecure that they actually need their girlfriends to step in and defend them whenever they feel the least bit attacked. It's sad, I know, but it happens.
So, instead of being angry with Jack, do what I do. Pity him. I mean, heck, he might bring his mother in next time.
The funny part is that me and Jack just broke up and I was spying on him to see if he wrote anything about it on the tinternet like last time we broke up in 2001. The reason why I responded pinhead was because you actually insulted me. Next time read more carefully.
