Jolt Country

Rather than having to experience any of this yourself, allow the JC Comedy Players to take care of it for you.

TV SHOW: Paradise Island
"Oh yes I did!!!"
"Oh NO HE DI'INT!!!!"


MUSIC: The Ataris
"Goonies! LOL!"


MUSIC: Bowling For Soup
"I had sex with all your friends! All I wanted was to see you naked! I wanna be sedated! LOL!"


WEB FORUM: The Straight Dope Message Board
"Calling people 'cocksuckers' is offensive to gay men!"
"I know everything, except how to not sound like a twat on a message board!"
"Hi Opal LOL!"


AD: The Dell Interns
"I'm the black guy! I'm slick like pine tar!"
"I'm the girl! No, the other one!"
"I'm the femme! ELECTRO SHOCK LOL!"


AD: The Onion Personals
"I'm the most unique person in the world! Tattoos, coffee, emo!"
"So am I! LOL!!"


And finally...

WEB FORUM: JOLT COUNTRY BBS
"Haiku!"
"Q*bert! Anal!"
"BANNED!