Jolt Country

Pick one, you fucks. God dammit.

I smashed my phone after the last poll.

There is no option for bedtime, can you fix this?

What's a phone?

You've all made a very powerful enemy here today.

I want to clarify what I meant when I said "what's a phone?" There is a tedious, stupid thing that nerds will do that I was mocking, but it may have seemed like I was going along with it.

Someone will start a thread about something sort of recent and INEVITABLE some unfunny nerd that should have been turned into a lampshade at birth will go, "What's a xxx?" and the comment just sits out there and lingers like a stale fart.

JPGs would be a good example. Every month there is some new stupid and useless image format that nobody needs. So I can see piece-of-shit nerds going, "What's a JPG?" It's very, very stupid. The dumb shithead kid that they made say, "What's a computer" is probably the pinnacle of this nonsense.

In summary, I despise just about every person that has or ever has or will walk the earth.